Funny Sms, SMS JOKES

Yamraaj asks 3 ladies: Kbhi kiss kiya hai!
1st lady: Shadi se phle.
Yamraj: Nark mein jaao.
2nd: Shadi ke bad.
Yamraj: Swarg mein jaao.
3rd: Kbhi nahi.
Yamraj: kone mein aao!

Best Review:
“Delly Belly” is a good movie, don’t go with family.
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Bcoz Movie mein already bohat “Maa behan” hai..!!

An ordinary person will be with books
But an extraordinary person will be in that book

We all are extraordinary persons.
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we are on
“FACEBOOK”

Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?

Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

Dil kholo Pyar lo
Dimag kholo Gyan lo
Ankhe kholo khwab lo,
Honth kholo Muskan lo
Kapde kholo
Aur

NAHA lo,

Soch badlo
Desh badal jayega.

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

My story of success:
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1988: i was a baby
But now
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2012: I can produce a baby..
Hardwork boss..!! Hardwork..!!

SHADI karne ke baad aur MOBILElene ke baad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai..

Ki..

Kuch din aur ruk jate to accha MODEL Mil jata..

Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai
to kya hota hai ?

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Almari khali ho jati hai..

Soch badlo, Desh badlega!