Funny Sms, SMS JOKES

Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!

Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!

Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad – Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!

Nice msg ever i read
One Of The BASIC Difference B/w BOYS & GIRLS is,
BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & FORGIVES.
But GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & FORGEtS

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Cheez He
20Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10Padte He
5Ko Smjh Me Aata He
4To Kanjus Hote He
1Murga Kismat Se Fasta He Jo Reply Karta He

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.

Cheeers!!
Good news 4u.
Thums up pio.
pepsi pio.
juice pio.
beer pio.
kyunki

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ab
HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!!
Karlo susu chaddi me!! ..!!

U r very spl 2 me

I always pray 4 ur safty

I cant B with u at al times

So pls B careful.

Especially, wen u jump from tree 2 tree..!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kaha ata hai..!

Pappu- Yaar Reliance ke har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai!

Dipu- Oye
itna bhi nahi malum
3 Gujrati Chor
Dhiru
Mukesh
Anil

Lord Ahiv- kuch var mango
Bhkt- guiter do
Shiv- aur kuch mango
Bhkt- nai guiter
Shiv- murkh!mere pas guiter hota to DUGDUGI kyu bajata..!

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday