Girls-Boys Sms, SMS JOKES

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…

Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.

Define Girls!!

The 1 who
b4 goin out for a party,
facial,
bleach,
waxing,
hair cuting/straighting,
threading,
toning,
scrubing,
moisturhng,
done
&
put on
lipstick,
lipgloss,
lipliner,
perfume,
body toner,
body lotion,
eye liner,
eye shadow,
eye maskara,
foundation,
face powder,
rings,
bracelet,
neckless,
nail paint,
party dress,
Sandle,
Purse and
says: yaar jalde ki bajah se kuch kar nahe payi

Define boy!!

The one who b4 goin to party calls his frnd & ask :
“bhai, tu naha k aayega kya?”
Frnd reply: chal be tere bap ki baraat hai kya..
Boys alwayz rocks…

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
“O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…”
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
.
.
.
.
.
Im holding a pen..!!

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
.
.
but
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.
.
.
not each others phones..!!

She said that she wanted to get high..!!
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink..!!
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face..!!
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood..!!
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep..!!
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone..!!
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always..!!
He asked when he wasn’t available for her..?!

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..

Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi

Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..

Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right?
Boy: Yes, Of Course.
Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like?
Boy: No One. I Love Someone.
Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky..
Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her,
Ever Since I Met Her.
Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,
I Wanna Meet Her. Go Call Her…
Boy: Oh Okay.
*Boy Takes Out His Phone, Dials Her Number And Phones Her..*

Girl: Wait, Hold On I Think Im Getting A Call.
*Answers The Phone*

Boy: I Love You;)

Sweet Love Story:

A boy never does homework in class
to get punishment of bending… on his knees,
in front of her bench
just to see her for whole period?

Gets scoldings from his parents.
bcoz he reaches late everyday,
just to ensure that she has reached
home safely or not?

Skips his lunch
& pretends to be studying in the interval;
just to see her eating the food =)

Walks by foot to the home instead
of taking a bus;
just to save money to buy
chocolates for her.. =)

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.