Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan
Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)
Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)
Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)
Define a True Music Lover?
A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes. 
Tags: Music Sms
Cute Lines (Which truly hurts)
She changed my every habit by loving me all the time
& finally,
she left me saying that
You are changed.
BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..
BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi. 
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
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Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!
Mentos idea:
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!”
Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
.
.
Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.
Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.
Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.
Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.
