Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaro gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi 
A Middle Class Boy Asks His High Class Girlfriend
If I Go Very Poor, Will You Accept Me..??
Girl Hugs Him And Says I Am Always With u
Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes u?
Girl Kissed The Boy And Says:
Im Sure That Would Be U.
Relationship between a boy and girl
is like the relationship between the hand and the eyes..
If the hand gets hurt, the eyes cries,
and
If the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears!
Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya
When you mess up a Boy’s hair,
he thinks its CUTE..
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But when you mess up a girl’s hair
‘MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE’
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!! 
Girls on Facebook:
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Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
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Tags: Facebook Sms
Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?
Husband : I tried but she slapped me.
