Girls-Boys SMS (Latest SMS)


12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia, Girls-Boys SMS

12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia
Ladki ne Kiss dia
Wo Ghabra ke Bhaga
Ladki ne Pucha: Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta le ke aa raha hu.




A girl msgs in whatsapp group, Girls-Boys SMS

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group. :lol:




Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?, Girls-Boys SMS

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?
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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge par ladki shareef hi chaahiye. ;)




Once a girl asked a boy, Girls-Boys SMS

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why??

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes n said:
Dekho meri jaan !!
Deni hai to do….
Ye chutiyapanti ke sawal pooch k dimaag ki maa na cho*o. :roll:




Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, Girls-Boys SMS

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU..
muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..




Who is a Girl??, Girls-Boys SMS

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God’s creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.
Then After Marriage
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She takes revenge of all things from her Husband. :lol:




A new version of the famous lines from Silsila Movie, Girls-Boys SMS

A new version of the famous lines from SILSILA Movie:

Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain,
Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to PAISA hota.

Dont laugh alone please pass it on.. :D




Example of self insult, Girls-Boys SMS

Example of self insult,

Boss (In Angry mood):
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,
Upar meri taraf dekho.




Girl to another girl: You are beautiful, Girls-Boys SMS

Girl to another girl: You are beautiful.
Other girl: Thank you, you are beautiful too.

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BOY to another boy: You are handsome.
Other boy: Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale? :D




Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Girls-Boys SMS

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga.. :D