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Girls-Boys SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Girls-Boys SMS

Duble Meaning Sms, Car kaisi chal rahi hai?, Girls-Boys SMS

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???

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Duble Meaning Sms, Car kaisi chal rahi hai?, Girls-Boys SMS

Boy- Tumhari car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???




Classic insult, Girls-Boys SMS

Classic insult..

Girl: Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladke marte hai..

Boy: To tum koi accha sa toothpaste istimaal kyo nahi karti..??

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World’s most romantic line ever, Girls-Boys SMS

World’s most romantic line ever
said by a girl to her boyfriend:

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Achchha Baba.. Karlo! :D

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Kyun na hum shadi kar le, Girls-Boys SMS

Boy During Sex: Kyun na hum shadi kar le,
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gye.

Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.

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Ladhkiyo ke kapre jitne tight ho to, Girls-Boys SMS

Medical science proved ke
Kapre tight pehnne se Blood Circulation ruk jata hai.

But

Ladhkiyo ke kapre jitne tight ho to
Ladhko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai.

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Once A Man Asked God, Girls-Boys SMS

Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!

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Papa josh main hai kya?, Girls-Boys SMS

Nite conversation

She – chal bye, mom chilla rahi hai
He – Kyu? Papa josh main hai kya?

*blocked forever*

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Height of planning, Girls-Boys SMS

Height of planning…!!!

One day a boy takes his GF to eat panipuri…
Only to check how wide she can open her mouth…!!!

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Never make a women cry, Girls-Boys SMS

Never make a women cry…

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear….

When a single drop comes out,
it 1st mixes with
‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) &
‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)..

Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with
‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…

finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with
‘Maybelline’ lipstick (Rs.350)…

This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000!! :D

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