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Mother, to her teenage daughter, Girls-Boys SMS

Mother, to her teenage daughter -
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?




Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki, Girls-Boys SMS

Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki
1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai
but
DARU nahi chhod sakta.. Piyo bhai piyo..


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Ek Train me 3 Ladkiyan Safar kar rahi thi, Girls-Boys SMS

Ek Train me 3 Ladkiyan Safar kar rahi thi..
Nxt Station se 3 Ladke saamne ki Seat par aakar baithe..
Thodi der baad un Logon
ne Aapas me Baatcheet chalu ki..
Ladko ne Ladkiyon se kaha:
‘Pehle hum Aapas me apna Parichay dede..’
Beech me baithi Ladki jo
jyada Hoshiyar thi usne Ladkiyon ka Parichay kuch is tarah diya:
‘Main to Main hu, Rightwali meri Behen hai, aur Leftwali meri Maa.’

Ladke Samajh gaye ki beech wali unka Mazak uda rhi hai..
Ladke engineer the, kam na the..
Beechwale Ladke ne Ladko ka Parichay kuch is tarah diya
‘Mein to chodu hoon,
Rightwala BC hai aur..
Leftwala MC hai’




A handsome boy and a hot girl were going in a car, Girls-Boys SMS

A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for some fun.
Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.
They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was looking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.
He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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To continue. Pay Rs 99 at Novelty Cinema Hall &
Enjoy the full Bhojpuri Movie
‘Sawan Barse Hum Tohar Chummi ko Tarse.’ :D




Badi muddat baad Aaj phone par uski awaz suni, Girls-Boys SMS

Badi muddat baad
Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh..
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Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha..
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Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!




Women can wear all Men’s items like, Girls-Boys SMS

Women can wear all Men’s items like
T-shirt, pant, jeans, lungies.
But they can’t wear 1 thing..!!

Guess what?

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CO*DOM.. It’s our monopoly. :D
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!




Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye, Girls-Boys SMS

Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye shayari likhi:

Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada. :roll:




12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia, Girls-Boys SMS

12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia
Ladki ne Kiss dia
Wo Ghabra ke Bhaga
Ladki ne Pucha: Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta le ke aa raha hu.




A girl msgs in whatsapp group, Girls-Boys SMS

A girl msgs in whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows-8 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit???

Other Girl in group replied:
It will also become Windows-16.

All guys left group. :lol:




Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?, Girls-Boys SMS

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?
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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge par ladki shareef hi chaahiye. ;)