SMS JOKES » Girls-Boys Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:50 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Girls and Boys Funny Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girls-and-boys-funny-sms/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/girls-and-boys-funny-sms/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 05:34:03 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12251 ]]> Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan

Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)

Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)

Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)

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A girl singing in a bathroom
While taking bath
and
A boy near the keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes. :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/define-a-true-music-lover/feed/ 0 She changed my every habit by loving me all the time http://www.smsjokes4u.com/she-changed-my-every-habit-by-loving-me-all-the-time/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/she-changed-my-every-habit-by-loving-me-all-the-time/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 09:24:18 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12190 ]]> Cute Lines (Which truly hurts)
She changed my every habit by loving me all the time
& finally,
she left me saying that
You are changed.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/she-changed-my-every-habit-by-loving-me-all-the-time/feed/ 0 BoyFriend and GirlFriend dono hans rahe the http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boyfriend-and-girlfriend-dono-hans-rahe-the/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boyfriend-and-girlfriend-dono-hans-rahe-the/#comments Sat, 19 May 2012 05:54:47 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12180 ]]> BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..

BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi. :P

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boyfriend-and-girlfriend-dono-hans-rahe-the/feed/ 0 Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raat-ko-12-baje-ladki-ne-boyfriend-ko-call-kia/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raat-ko-12-baje-ladki-ne-boyfriend-ko-call-kia/#comments Fri, 18 May 2012 07:44:45 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12146 ]]> Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/raat-ko-12-baje-ladki-ne-boyfriend-ko-call-kia/feed/ 0 Agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to http://www.smsjokes4u.com/agar-koi-ladki-aap-ko-bhai-bol-de-to/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/agar-koi-ladki-aap-ko-bhai-bol-de-to/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 05:54:05 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12126 ]]> Mentos idea:

Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!” :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/agar-koi-ladki-aap-ko-bhai-bol-de-to/feed/ 0 Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ladkiya-paraya-dhan-hai-to-ladke-kya/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ladkiya-paraya-dhan-hai-to-ladke-kya/#comments Thu, 17 May 2012 05:49:01 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12120 ]]> Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
.
.
Nahi pata kya?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ladkiya-paraya-dhan-hai-to-ladke-kya/feed/ 0 Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-can-i-have-a-bite-of-ur-dairy-milk/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-can-i-have-a-bite-of-ur-dairy-milk/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 07:55:34 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12085 ]]> Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/boy-can-i-have-a-bite-of-ur-dairy-milk/feed/ 0 Fida hu uski chaal pe, Uske bolne ki taal pe http://www.smsjokes4u.com/fida-hu-uski-chaal-pe-uske-bolne-ki-taal-pe/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/fida-hu-uski-chaal-pe-uske-bolne-ki-taal-pe/#comments Sat, 12 May 2012 05:10:11 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12008 ]]> Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/fida-hu-uski-chaal-pe-uske-bolne-ki-taal-pe/feed/ 0 Two girls wearing same T-Shirt http://www.smsjokes4u.com/two-girls-wearing-same-t-shirt/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/two-girls-wearing-same-t-shirt/#comments Thu, 10 May 2012 17:36:29 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12002 ]]> Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.

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