Sms Jokes » Girls-Boys Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 New Style of Purposing A Girl http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:33:10 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10751 ]]> New Style of Purposing A Girl

Dekho mein nahi Chahta ke Mera Beta
Bara Hokar
Tumhari Beti ko Line Mare
Muje Bura Lagega
Tum
Han Kaho To

Dono Ko Bhai Behen Bana Den..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/02/08/new-style-of-purposing-a-girl/feed/ 0 Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/accounting-ki-larki-kisi-larkay-ko-jab-gali-de-to/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/accounting-ki-larki-kisi-larkay-ko-jab-gali-de-to/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:46:02 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10599 ]]> Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaro gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi :o

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/accounting-ki-larki-kisi-larkay-ko-jab-gali-de-to/feed/ 0 A Middle Class Boy Asks His High Class Girlfriend http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/a-middle-class-boy-asks-his-high-class-girlfriend/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/a-middle-class-boy-asks-his-high-class-girlfriend/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:33:05 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10589 ]]> A Middle Class Boy Asks His High Class Girlfriend
If I Go Very Poor, Will You Accept Me..??
Girl Hugs Him And Says I Am Always With u
Boy: If A Very Rich Boy Proposes u?

Girl Kissed The Boy And Says:
Im Sure That Would Be U.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/31/a-middle-class-boy-asks-his-high-class-girlfriend/feed/ 0 Relationship between a boy and girl http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/relationship-between-a-boy-and-girl/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/relationship-between-a-boy-and-girl/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:48:32 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10578 ]]> Relationship between a boy and girl
is like the relationship between the hand and the eyes..

If the hand gets hurt, the eyes cries,
and
If the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears!

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Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!

Boy: Thank God,
But Does The New One Works?
LOL

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/superb-insult/feed/ 0 Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/statement-of-boys-when-they-remain-unsuccessful/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/statement-of-boys-when-they-remain-unsuccessful/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:19:52 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10548 ]]> Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/statement-of-boys-when-they-remain-unsuccessful/feed/ 0 When you mess up a Boy’s hair http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/when-you-mess-up-a-boys-hair/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/when-you-mess-up-a-boys-hair/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:15:39 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10542 ]]> When you mess up a Boy’s hair,
he thinks its CUTE..
.
.
.
.
.
But when you mess up a girl’s hair
‘MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE’

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/when-you-mess-up-a-boys-hair/feed/ 0 Girl: Im having heart surgery today http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/girl-im-having-heart-surgery-today/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/girl-im-having-heart-surgery-today/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:19:31 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10442 ]]> Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

.

.

Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!! :D

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Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
Changed her profile picture
16 more similar stories

Boys on Facebook:
Added Rita
Added Pooja
Added Rina
Added Reema
Added Rekha
20 more similar stories..
.<(‘.’)
..||>
.._/\_

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/girls-and-boys-on-facebook/feed/ 0 Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/every-boy-on-earth-is-attracted-towards-a-girl/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/every-boy-on-earth-is-attracted-towards-a-girl/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:46:49 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10414 ]]> Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

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