Girls-Boys Sms, SMS JOKES

Boy: Can I Take Your Picture?
Girl: Well Of course, Why Not..!!

Boy Takes A Picture Then
He Says: Thank You Very Much,
I Just Love To Collect The
Images Of Natural Disasters..!!

Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega?
Boy: Pal Kyu?
Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki
badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!

Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??

Arz kiya hai..

Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai

Wah-wah !

Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.

Boy to Girl: tumhari Sandle bahot Aachi hai.
Girl: utaru kya???
Boy: nahi nahi.
Boy : Tumhare kapde bhi bahut achche hain.
Girl: ??
Boy: ab utaro!!

A Boy Touched Hand of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..

Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
104 bukhar hai Muje aur tumhe Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hai.

Girl: Don’t touch me, All that only after marriage.
Boy: Ok, then i will pay for ur shopping only after marriage.
Girl: Lo ,ab main apne jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kya.

Girl1: Im in love
Girl2: who is he
Girl3: how does he look
Girl4: what color
Girl5: how tall is he
Girl6: what is he doing
After full inspection: girls reply be careful he might be a bad boy

now same situation:
boy1: Im in love
boy2: bhai party
boy3: bhai party
boy4: bhai party
boy5: bhai party
boy6: bhai party

1st girl: Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi.

2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumne use kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh lia?

1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.

Height of misunderstanding:
A man marrying his own secretary thinking that
she will still follow his orders as before!!

Boy: Mera dil mobile hai aur tum uski sim.
Girl: ek bat puchun?
Boy: Haan Pucho.
Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi hai?

(‘;’)/” Urri Baba bachi tez hai.