Girls-Boys Sms, SMS JOKES

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..

BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi.

Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
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Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!

Mentos idea:

Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
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Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!”

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.

Fida hu uski chaal pe,
Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe,
par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se..
Nazar mat daalna meri maal pe.

Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.

2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.

In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.

Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.

45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,
But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.
Kyun?
Kaminapan hai aur kya.