Girls-Boys Sms, SMS JOKES

A boy to his love:
Yu mat khinch
tu mujhe apni taraf sanam..
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Branded T-shirt hai,
phat gayi toh bahut pitegi
Maa Kasam!

Girl asked Boy Who is ur enemy..
Boy replied n proposed in his style that:
My worst enemy is my heart because it is mine,
but beats 4u only.

Ladki ki shadi mein uska purana Boyfriend bhi
aaya tha Sab ne us-se pucha kya aap hi dulhe ho?
Boy: nahi mein to semi-final mein har gaya tha
Final dekhne aaya hu!

Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?

Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

Girl: Bas karo koi dekh lega,
boy: Kuch nahi hoga tum sidhi raho,
Waha se hath hatao,
Pls thoda sa dikha do,
Agar nahi dikhaya to main..

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Fail ho Jaunga!

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg.

She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

Never apply any terms and conditions in your
“Relations”

Otherwise..

Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!

Who is a Boy?
Ladke wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to,

Waha bhi kehte hai:
“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..?
kya maal hai yaar”

Zindagi mein GirlFriend
banana bhi bahut zaruri hai
pucho kyu?

Kyu ki,

Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN
hi sab kuch nahi hoti,
tension bhi zaruri hai!