Girls-Boys Sms, SMS JOKES

1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya
kyu?

Dil to bachha he ji

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND

1 SURVEY me ladkiyo se pucha gaya.
Ki ap SUNNY Se milna chahti hai?
Result’s
2% – YES
1% – NO
97% ne kaha
SAPNE mat dikhao,
Humari asi kismt kaha!!

Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi..
Girl- Mere parents alow nahi karte..
Boy- Ha jaise mere Pitaji ne to mujhe!
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Mahasangh” ka chairman bna rakha hai

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?

Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.

Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.

Sagar mein water

water mein fish

aapko namste

apki girlfriend ko kiss
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa……..

Maza aa gaya… Kal phir karoonga

Boy- Tum GALS itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho?
Girl- Kyu ki God ne hume apne hatho se banaya he.
Boy- Le, bol to ase rahi he jese hame to theke pe diya tha..!!

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?

Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

One night a boy asked his girlfriend:
“Darling r u free tonight”

His girlfriend shouted & replied:
“Have I ever charged u before?”
Gud Ni8