Girls-Boys Sms, SMS JOKES

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain

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1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Mobile lekar chalti thi
Nazrain jhuka ke.. Sharma ke
Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
Par jaane kis se darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kehta tha
ABE ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai..

A girl may not help u to get lot of marks.
but, Marks may help u 2 get lot of girls.
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So, Love ur studies, Not girls.
-BOYS FUTURE CARE COMMITTEE.

(ENGAGEMENT KE BAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me
kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR AB MARRIAGE K BAAD)
Ab msg NICH SE UPAR PADHO…

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu.

Ek ladka apni gril frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,

aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.

Socho boht tez barish ladka ladki akele socho kya hota hai

socho
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socho
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Nahi pata
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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar ke bhaag jata hai.

Boy: Would you like to be the sun of my life?
Girl: Awww YES!
Boy: Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!

Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi

A Girl to Beggar: I have seen u somewhere..
but cant remember..!!

Beggar: Oh Sweet Heart,
U forgot,

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We are friends on Facebook!!

Why are boys so careless & irresponsible?
Bcoz
They know that somewhere a
sweet & innocent girl is learning
to be responsible for them.