God Sms Jokes & Messages


कहते है- जिन्दगी का आखिरी ठिकाना

कहते है-
जिन्दगी का आखिरी ‘ठिकाना’ ईश्वर का घर हैं..

कुछ अच्छा कर लें, मुसाफिर!

किसी के घर ‘खाली’ हाथ नहीं जाते..!!




A true friend is an angel sent by God

A true friend is an angel sent by God,
He stands by your side through the good as well as the bad,
And loves you when you dont love yourself.
Dear friend, thanks for being my lifeline!


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Ishwer se kabi kuch mat mango

Ishwer se kabi kuch mat mango,
Ishwer wo nahi deta jo aapko accha lagta ha,
kyunki Ishwer se kabi kuch mat mang
wo deta hain jo aapke liye accha hota hai.




Why we have so many temples when god is everywhere?

Nice line:
Why we have so many temples when.. god is everywhere?
An intelligent man said
Air is everywhere, but we still need a fan to feel it.




Ek baccha apni maa ke sath ek dukan par shopping karne gaya

Ek baccha apni maa ke sath ek dukan par shopping karne gaya
to dukandaar ne uski masumiyat dekhkar uske saare tofiyo ka dibba khol kar kaha…
lo beta toffy le lo…
par us Bacche ne Bhi bade pyar se unhe mana kar diya.
Uske bawajud us dukandaar ne aur uski maa ne bhi use bahut kaha par wo mana karta raha.
Haar kar us dukandar ne khud apne haath se tofiya nikal kar use di to usne jhat se wo tofiya le li aur apni jeb me daal li.
Wapis aate huye uski maa ne pucha ki jab uncle tumhare saamne dibba khol kar toffy de rahe the tab tumne nahi li aur
jab unhone apne hatho se di to le li, aisa kyu?

Tab us bacche ne bahut khubsurat aur pyara jawab diya…..
maa mere hath chote chote hai,
agar main tofiya leta to bahut thodi si aati par
uncle ke haath bade hai isliye jyada tofiya mili hai.
Bilkul isi tarah jab maalik hume apni raaza se kuch deta hai to woh hamari soch se pare hota
hai. Hume hamesha uski raaza mein rehna chahiye.
Kya pata wo humhe puraa samandar dena chahta ho aur hum haath me chammach lekar khade ho!!!!




Ek baar ek Bande ne Rab se kaha

Must read:
Ek baar ek Bande ne Rab se kaha:

Aye khuda kitna accha hota ki 4 cheezein hoti aur 4 cheezein nahi hoti,
1) Zindagi hoti par Maut nahi hoti,
2) Swarg hota par Nark na hota,
3) Daulat hoti par Garibi nahi hoti,
4) Sehat hoti par Beemari nahi hoti,

Tab Rab ki aawaz aayi:

Aye bande..
Jo Maut na hoti to Mera Deedar na hota,
Jo Garibi na hoti to Mera Shukriya kaun ada karta,
Jo Narak na hota to Meri Hasti se kaun Darta,
Aur jo Beemari na hoti toh Mujhe yaad kaun karta.




Maango toh apne rab se maango

Maango toh apne rab se maango,
Jo de to rahmat aur na de to kismat
Lekin duniya se hargiz mat maangna kyun ki,
De toh ehsaan aur na de to sharmindgi..




Ek tha Bhagwan, Ek tha Shaitan

Ek tha Bhagwan.. Ek tha Shaitan.
Dono mein jab jhagda hua toh bahut hua nuksaan,
Dono ne milkar samasya ka nikala ek samadhan,
Ek khilona banaya aur uska naam rakha INSAAN,

Shaitan ne apni taaqatein di.. Krodh, Ghamand aur Jalan,
Bhagwan ne apne ansh diye.. Pyaar, Daya aur Sammaan,

Bhagwan se muskurakar bola fir shaitan..
Na tera Nuksaan… Na mera Nuksaan.
Tu Jeetey ya Mein Jeetu,
HAAREGA INSAAN..

Aur isiliye kehte hai..
Koi toote to use sajana seekho,
Koi roothe to use manana seekho,
Rishte to milte hain mukaddar se..
Bas
Unhe khoobsurti se nibhana sikho.




If things r happening according to ur wish

If things r happening
according to ur wish,
u r lucky!
But if they r not,
u r very lucky,
Bcoz they r hapning
according to God’s wish!




God has Deposited Love, Joy, Prosperity, Peace, Laughter

God has Deposited
Love,
Joy,
Prosperity,
Peace,
Laughter &
All Kinds of Blessings in Ur
ATM Account Use without Limit.
The PIN Code is PRAYER