Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi
-Salay dishonour cheque
-Zameen pe Liability
-Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment
-Saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment
Itna maaro gi ki zindagi bhar teri balance sheet bhi Equal nahe ho gi 
Nalayk bano to aise bano ke,
Jis din bhi Kitab kholo to,
Khud Kitab ke panne tumse puche..
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Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai..!
WAQT aur HALAT dono insan ki zindgi mein kabhi ek jese nahi hote.
WAQT insan ki zindgi badal deta hai.
aur
HALAT badalne mein waqt nhai lagta!
Ek din jab wo humse mile to bole kya hume yaad karte ho….?
Ab unhe kon btaye k yaad krna itna asaan hota to..
hum apni class me top na kar lete..!!
Real one:
Have u Ever wondered.. how many thoughts.. feelings
& emotions r hidden behind dis simple sentence:
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Kuch nahi yaar, bas aise hi..!!
Finally, we broke up ….!!
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Me and My
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar..
hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!
Salook us ne mujh se kisi cigrete jesa kia,
Pehle jalaya phir piya,
Paaoun rakha bujha dia,
Bas talab thi us ko Meri kuch Waqt ke liye,
Pehle lagaya Honton se,
Aur phir Dhunwen me urha dia,
Apni Saansen kheench ke meri khushbu Khud me basa Li,
Aur
Meri jalti hoi raakh ko apni ungliyon se gira diya.
After Accident:
American: Its Fine Man
British: I am So Sorry
Australia: No Worries Dude
Germany: Are You Oĸay?
India: Andha hai kya saaley dhakkan ki tarha chala raha hai
akkal ke dushman saale tere baap ka road hai kya
bahar nikal dekh teri kaise bajata hun
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!! 
