Hindi Sms, SMS JOKES

Duniya mein apna muqam kuchh is tarah se hai,
ki agar mar bhi jaye to log ye bole
ki yaar..
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Banda milta nahi tha,
par sms JARUR karta tha..!!

Do hijde bus se utar rahe the to ek achanak se gir gaya aur rone laga.

To doosra usko tassali dete huwe bola…
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Uth salma!
Mard ban!
Meri behen

Agar tum usse
na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to
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Sharam karo
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Lao number mujhe do
main try karta hoo..!!

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao.

Duao pe hamara aitbar rakhna,
Dil me apne na koi sawal rakhna,
Dena chahte ho agar khushiya humain,
To bas aap khush rahna aur apna khayal rakhna.

Golden thought :-
zindgi ki khubsurti ye nahi ke aapkitne khush hai..!!
Balki zindgi ki asli khubsurti ye hai ki dusre aapse kitne khush hai.

Exam + Rowdy Rathore
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Jo main padhta hu wo main likhta hoon..
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aur..
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Jo main nahi padhta wo main definitely likhta hoon..!!

Agar kabhi hum sms na kare to dil chhota na karna,
bas dil par hath rakhna aur kehna,
shayad aaj humari dost mobile se nahi,
dil se yaad kar raha hai.

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