Hindi Sms, SMS JOKES

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Ye DOSTI ham nahi todenge.

Koi hamari dosti ko todna chahe to.
Sale ko milkar fodenge.

Ek baat dil se batana

Is
kalyug
me
aakar
tum
jaise
paapiyo
ne
aisa
koun sa
achha
kaam
kiya
jo
tumhe

“Mujh jaisa masoom aur pyara dost mila..?”

Break-up ke baad aisa kyu lagta hai,
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Ke saala har sad song apne liye hi likha gaya hai.

Ladkiyo ki jeans mein (chain) kyun hoti hai..
jab ki uska koi use nahi hota?

reply must agar nahi pata to is sms ko aag ki tarah faila do,
mujhe jawab chahiye..??

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

Important fact of our life:-
Zindgi chhoti nahi hoti bus hamari khwaish bad jaati hai.
usi tarah..
koi bura nahi hota bus soch badal jati hai.

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?

Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.

Takdeer ke rang kitane ajib hain,
anjane rishte hain phir bhi kerib hain..
har kisi ko dost aap ke jaisa nahi milata muje aap mile hain,
Ye mera naseb Hai..

1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.