Hindi Sms, SMS JOKES

Zindgi mein 2 logo ka bahut khyal rakhna.

1st wo jisne aap ki jeet ke liye bahut kuch hara ho.
PAPA

2nd wo jisko aap ne har dukh mein pukara ho.
MUMMY

Usne kaha ke mujhe bhool ja maine tumhe dil se nikal diya hai

bas

Sukoon sa mil gaya ye sunkar kar kabhi to us ke dil mein the hum?

Waqt aur Samajh
“Kismat walon ko hi milti hai”
Kyon ki
“Waqt hota hai tab samajh nahi hoti”
Aur
“Samajh aati hai tab waqt nahi hota!”

At night if mosquito bites, what should we do?
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Just scratch n sleep again..
We r not Rajanikanth to make the mosquito say sorry!

Mera no. change ho gaya hai..!!

Phone ka nahi kacche ka
agar mera purana kachha chaiye to maang liyo.
hat pagal ab thank u bol ke bhai ko rulayga kya!

Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna
1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.
2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.

bas bhai Thanks mat bolna,
Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge.

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Aafat ka Injection ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..

Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai.
So get married soon.

A speechless feeling:
Gum ek khilone ki tarah the aur WO us bacche ki tarah…
Jinhe pyar to tha hum se,
Magar sirf khelne ki hadd tak.

Acche waqt se zyada
Achche rishte azeez rakhiye!
Kyu ki
Acccha insan
Achcha waqt la sakta hai
par achcha waqt
achcha insan nahi la sakta.