Hindi Sms, SMS JOKES

Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi..
Girl- Mere parents alow nahi karte..
Boy- Ha jaise mere Pitaji ne to mujhe!
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Mahasangh” ka chairman bna rakha hai

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove

Sin x = 6n

Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both d sides.

Then six=6

& wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

Ravan- Sigret hai kya?
Hanuman- Nahi
Ram- 1 packet hai na de do.
Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu.
Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam kr jayega..!

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya.
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee.
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…!

Ye naya injection

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khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!!

Height of pressure in Private companies.
Company ka Employee Toilet Gaya,
Andar jakr Baitha, Samne Diwar pe Likha Tha

ITNA ZOR BUSINES PE DETA TO TARGET PURA HO JATA

Boy’s chalisa
Yun to hm h Bhramchari,
Pr jaha dekhi hasin nari,
Wahin niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jaari,
Pati to hamari,
Wrna hum to hai hi BHRAMCHARI

Dulhan Andhe Pati se -
Kash Tumari Ankhe Hoti to Tum Meri khubsoorati Ko Dekh skte

Pati- Agar Tum Khubsurat hoti to kya Ankho wale Tmhe mere liye chod dete.

Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya..
Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!!

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Sahab!
Orkut pe muje bhi add karlo!!

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho!
Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?