Hindi Sms, SMS JOKES

Raat ko jab nikle to rasta viran tha,
1 taraf aabadi thi 1 taraf qabristan tha,
Har qabr se ek hi bayan tha,
Dekh ke chal musafir kabhi main bhi insan tha.

SHADI karne ke baad aur MOBILElene ke baad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai..

Ki..

Kuch din aur ruk jate to accha MODEL Mil jata..

Jab ladki sare kapde nikal deti hai
to kya hota hai ?

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Almari khali ho jati hai..

Soch badlo, Desh badlega!

Mohabbat bhi ajib cheez banai hai tune
*Aye Khuda*
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Teri hi masjid,
Tere hi bande,
Tere hi samne rote hain,
lekin..
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kisi aur ke liye.

Kal raat bahut dino ke bad book kholi to Ehsaas hua.
ki
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Ki book kholne ke baad jo nind aati hai,
Wo nind ki goli khane ke baad bhi nahi aati..
Good Night

Talented Question:-
Agar tumhari shadi judwa behan mein se kisi 1 ke sath ho jaye to tum apni bv ko kaise pehchanoge?

Best Answer:

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Main kyun Pehchanu?

Sabse himmat wala insaan kaun hai?

Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne ke bad bhi
PAAD chhodne ki risk lele.

Try it
Dar ke aage jeet hai,
Nahi to surf excel hai na..

If god gives me 24 hours befor death,
I will spend 23:59 minutes with u,
& in last minute

I will press ur neck & say
chalo na saath chalte hai.

2 cockroch ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein admit the..
1st: Kisne mara?
2nd: Are koi ni,
ek ladki mujhe dekh kar,
itna chhillai ke..
heart attack aa gaya.

Garma Garam..
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Special TEA
Ek aap ke liye Aur..

Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.
Good Afternoon