Holi Sms Jokes & Messages


How to increase Positive thinking?

How to increase Positive thinking?

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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!




Main bevkuf!

Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
Main bevkuf!
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Aahista bolo
Aawaj yahan tk aa rhi hai
Ab Ho to ho
sbko btana jruri hai kya.




Shayari of Mobile Thiek

SHAYARI OF A THIEF!
Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai
Dosto
Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!




umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri

Umar kya kahu kaafi nadan hai meri,
Has ke milna pehchan hai meri,
Apka Dil zakhmo se bhara ho to mujhe fone kiziye,
DILO ko Repair karne ki dukaan hai meri..




5 panchi ek daal pe baithe the

5 panchi ek daal pe baithe the,
ek sikari aaya ek ko mar diya,
3 udh gaye ek wahi baitha raha,

kyu ?

bas aapki tarah,

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FOKAT KI DADAGIRI




Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai

Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai.




Happy and Colorful Holi

A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
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zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & Colorful Holi.




Funny Holi Sms

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.

Areyy yeh kia ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!




Apun wishing you a wonderful Holi

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
*Happy Holi*




Chadenge jab pyare rang

Chadenge jab pyare rang,
ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara..
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!