Sms Jokes » Holi Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Sharabi Hawa mein COIN Uchaalkar Bola http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/sharabi-hawa-mein-coin-uchaalkar-bola/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/sharabi-hawa-mein-coin-uchaalkar-bola/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:35:37 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10097 ]]> Sharabi Hawa mein COIN Uchaalkar Bola:
Head Aaya To WISKHEY,
Tail Aaya To Vodka
Coin Zameen per Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
Coin Hawa mein raha to DARU BAND

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/sharabi-hawa-mein-coin-uchaalkar-bola/feed/ 0 Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/13/cutest-propose-in-kg-class/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/13/cutest-propose-in-kg-class/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 09:58:47 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10010 ]]> Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega?
Boy: Pal Kyu?
Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki
badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/13/cutest-propose-in-kg-class/feed/ 0 1st girl: Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/12/1st-girl-aaj-ek-ladko-ka-koi-eitbar-nahi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/12/1st-girl-aaj-ek-ladko-ka-koi-eitbar-nahi/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:20:35 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9943 ]]> 1st girl: Aaj ek ladko ka koi eitbar nahi..
maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi.

2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumne use kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh lia?

1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai.
Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai.
Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/12/1st-girl-aaj-ek-ladko-ka-koi-eitbar-nahi/feed/ 0 Ager DUNIYA main GIRLS na hon to ka hoga?? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/ager-duniya-main-girls-na-hon-to-ka-hoga/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/ager-duniya-main-girls-na-hon-to-ka-hoga/#comments Tue, 10 Jan 2012 10:00:39 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9729 ]]> Ager DUNIYA main GIRLS na hon to ka hoga??

Galiya Sunsaan
College Veeraan
Dunia Pareshan
Tanha Insan
Na Janu
Na Jaan
Har Taraf bas..

JAI HANUMAN.. JAI HANUMAN

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/10/ager-duniya-main-girls-na-hon-to-ka-hoga/feed/ 0 Practice makes man prefect, Then what about Women? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/04/practice-makes-man-prefect-then-what-about-women/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/04/practice-makes-man-prefect-then-what-about-women/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 05:26:53 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=9373 ]]> Practice makes man prefect,
Then what about Women????

Any guesses????
She is born perfect

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Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi,
Bas ladkiyon ko Accha lage..
Isi liye Msg kar diya :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/04/practice-makes-man-prefect-then-what-about-women/feed/ 0 Police- Jis car ne thoka, uska color or no. yaad hai? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/17/police-jis-car-ne-thoka-uska-color-or-no-yaad-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/17/police-jis-car-ne-thoka-uska-color-or-no-yaad-hai/#comments Thu, 17 Nov 2011 16:37:25 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7812 ]]> Police- Jis car ne thoka,
uska color or no. yaad hai?

Boy- Wo to yaad nahi,
Lekin chalanewali ladki ke
Shirt ke 2 button khule the,
Bra black color ki thi,
Size 32″ hoga.

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Ek jaisi hoti hai…

Accchi tabi lagti hai….

Jab dusro ki hoti hai….

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/11/17/beizzati-aur-biwi/feed/ 0 Duniya mein aakele aaye hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/30/duniya-mein-aakele-aaye-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/30/duniya-mein-aakele-aaye-hai/#comments Sun, 30 Oct 2011 10:01:12 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=7129 ]]> Duniya me aakele aaye hai,
Akele hi jayenge,
Laye hai yaade,
Yaade hi dekar jayenge,
Per yaade bhi aisi de jayenge,
Ke umar bhar hum aapko yaad aayenge

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/30/duniya-mein-aakele-aaye-hai/feed/ 0 Sms karne me to KING hai Hum http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/sms-karne-me-to-king-hai-hum/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/sms-karne-me-to-king-hai-hum/#comments Sat, 29 Oct 2011 10:32:33 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=6978 ]]> Sms karne me to KING he Hum,
Dosto ko yaad karne me No.1 he Hum,
Ab to pehchan lo kaun he Hum,

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Dosti ki duniya ke
BODYGUARD
hai Hum!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/sms-karne-me-to-king-hai-hum/feed/ 0 Aina kahta hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/aina-kahta-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2011/10/29/aina-kahta-hai/#comments Sat, 29 Oct 2011 09:41:26 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=6926 ]]> Aina kahta hai
Tum muje dekh ker hasoge to me bhi hasunga,
Rowoge to me bhi rounga
But
Tum muje maroge to me nahi marunga,
Main to tut jaunga.
That’s Friendship

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