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Husband-Wife SMS

Husband Wife SMS Joke, Happiness

Wife: Sunte Ho ji..?
Mujhe Happiness ki spelling batao!!
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Husband: Likh… UNMARRIED. 😜 😝

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Husband Wife Double Meaning SMS Jokes

Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola:
Darling, BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!

Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi
utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..?? 😜 😝

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Husband Wife SMS Joke, Life Is Very Beautiful

Ek Diwaar par likha huya tha,

‘Life Is Very Beautiful’.

Kisi ne uske niche.. ek line aur add Kar di:

Terms & Conditions Of Your Wife Apply..!!!!

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Honey Moon SMS Joke, Honey Moon Package

1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi,
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao,
Travel Agent:

50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country

Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!! 😆

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Condom SMS Joke, Husband to Wife

Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??

Wife: What..???

Where..??

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:

‘I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’

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Husband Wife SMS Joke, Husband apne ghar

Husband apne ghar ki lights theek kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Pappu ki maa sunti ho…
Wife: Kya hai ji..
Husband: Zara idhar toh aao
Wife: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
Husband: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
Wife: Lo pakad liya.
Husband: Kuch hua?
Wife: Nahi toh..
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Husband: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein hai!!

Janu SMS Joke, Janu you are Cute

He: Janu you are Cute

She: Thanks jaan

He: Janu you are Princess

She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??

He: Mazak 😆

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Funny SMS Joke, A Burger or a Kiss!

A Burger or a Kiss!!!
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening?
Husband: What do you think I am.. a gardener?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle?
Husband: What do you think I am.. a Carpenter?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.. McDonald!?! LoL

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Husband Wife SMS Joke, Wife to Husband

Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the..???
Husband: kya karu tum to janti hi ho..
aajkal family ke sath dekhne layak
film banti hi kahan hai!!

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World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER 😆

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