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Husband-Wife SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.




A husband and wife are trying, Husband-Wife SMS

A husband and wife are trying to
set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, Mypenis, and
the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says,
Error. Not long enough.




Wife: How would you describe me?, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife: How would you describe me?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: What does that mean
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I’m just kidding!




Height of being daring, Husband-Wife SMS

Height of being daring..

Biwi to pati:
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi abhi beauty parlour se aayi hoon..
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Pati: Bandh tha kya ??

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Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke, Husband-Wife SMS

Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha ke..
Main agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega?
Husband ekdum se man hi man me khush hone laga.
Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya..
Haan accha lagega
Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,
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Finally..
Friday ko jab aankho ki SUJAN
kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhi. :D




Husband Calls up Hotel Manager, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: (Calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast,
I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.
Husband: Arre Kameene! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue. :D




One spelling mistake can destroy your life, Husband-Wife SMS

One spelling mistake can destroy your life.

A Husband sent this to his wife:
I’m having a wonderful time
wish you were her (here). :D

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Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: jab main tumhe maarta hu tab tum Apna
gussa kispe nikaalti ho?

Wife: toilet saaf kar ke .

Husband: (haste hue) Pagal aurat.. wo kese?

Wife: toilet aap ke toothbrush se saaf karti hu. :lol:




Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega, Husband-Wife SMS

Mom to Children: Jo meri baat maanega aur
muze ulta jawab nahi dega,
usko main Gift dungi..
Children: Lo kar lo baat is tarah to..
saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge!!

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Wife: I hate that beggar, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook!!!

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