Husband-Wife SMS (Latest SMS)


Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend, Husband-Wife SMS

Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.




Santa idlibana raha tha, Husband-Wife SMS

This is a classic!!
Santa idlibana raha tha
Wife: Tum itni achhi aur badi idli kaise banate ho?
Santa: Mere paas idli banane wala kapda hai
Wife: Haramkhor yeh meri BRA hai.




Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke, Husband-Wife SMS

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!


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7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, Husband-Wife SMS

7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, ashram mein

Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
‘Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?

Sadhu (chote sadhu se): Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.




A female secretary got an expensive pen, Husband-Wife SMS

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot

Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.




Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi, Husband-Wife SMS

Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?

Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :D




In India when couples go to bed, Husband-Wife SMS

One of the best Joke
In USA when couples go to bed they say..
Good Night My Love

in UK.. Sweet Dreams Darling

In India..
Cylinder band kar diya tha na? :lol:




Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se, Husband-Wife SMS

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !


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Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya, Husband-Wife SMS

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:

Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?

Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.




Window ka lock ni khul rha hai!!, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife calls to her husband:
Window ka lock ni khul rha hai!!
Husband: Aisa kro thoda oil garam kar ke us par daal do.
Wife: Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husband: Try to kro
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After 15 mints Husband calls wife
Tum ne try kia?
Wife: Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai.
Husband: Jahil Aurat, Window to batati konsi hai. :oops: