Husband-Wife SMS (Latest SMS)


Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi, Husband-Wife SMS

Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?

Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :D




In India when couples go to bed, Husband-Wife SMS

One of the best Joke
In USA when couples go to bed they say..
Good Night My Love

in UK.. Sweet Dreams Darling

In India..
Cylinder band kar diya tha na? :lol:




Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se, Husband-Wife SMS

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !


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Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya, Husband-Wife SMS

Accident Mein Aadmi Ka Cut Gaya:

Doctor: Hamare Pas Kutte ka Hai, laga dain?

Wife Sharma K Boli: Gadhey Ka Laga do, Kuttey Jesa To inka Pehle bhi Tha.




Window ka lock ni khul rha hai!!, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife calls to her husband:
Window ka lock ni khul rha hai!!
Husband: Aisa kro thoda oil garam kar ke us par daal do.
Wife: Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husband: Try to kro
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After 15 mints Husband calls wife
Tum ne try kia?
Wife: Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya hai.
Husband: Jahil Aurat, Window to batati konsi hai. :oops:




Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra, Husband-Wife SMS

Banta: My wife is a strong believer of Vastu Shastra.
Santa: How ?
Banta: Whenever we fight, She lifts any Vastu & uses it as a Shastra !




Who is a Girl??, Husband-Wife SMS

Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God’s creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.
Then After Marriage
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She takes revenge of all things from her Husband. :lol:




A man was being interviewed, Husband-Wife SMS

A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army!

Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind,
always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing,
detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct!!!
Do you think you are eligible???

Man: Sir.. Can my wife apply?




Husband: Another new dress?, Husband-Wife SMS

Loved this one

Husband: Another new dress?
Where do you think Im going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That’s your business,
I didn’t marry you to give you financial consultation.




A bull was servicing the cows, Husband-Wife SMS

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!