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Husband-Wife SMS

World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER :lol:

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes Messages

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor ke Pass! :lol:

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Cricket Match SMS Jokes, India VS Pakistan

Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
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‘CHHAKKA’
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His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol:

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Valentine’s Day SMS Joke, Wife to Husband

Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?

Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo..
Izzat karo..
Tameez se baat kiya karo..
Yehi kaafi hai..!!

Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi..!!!!! :D

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes, Only a Man understands another Man

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.. :D

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Pati Saas SMS, Husband apni saas se

Husband apni saas se baat karta hai:
Aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.

Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila.

Solid Insult….!!!

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes, You forgot my birthday again?

Wife (angrily)- I don’t believe this… u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this..

Husband- how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

Wife(clear her throat and smile)☺☺ jaanu Sacchi

Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta…warna khatam tha tu aaj.. :-)

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Funny Marriage Wedding SMs Jokes, Shadishuda

Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:

1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.

2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.

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Husband Wife Funny SMS, Height Of Disappointment

Height Of Disappointment For any Man.

Husband Enter In A Medical Store To Buy Condoms On Weekend

And Receives SMS From Wife.

‘Ghar Aate Huye Whisper Le Aana..!!’ :cry:

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes, Pati patni so rahe the!!

Pati patni so rahe the!!
Der raat patni ke mobile ki ghanti baji!!
Pati ne mobile uthaya, itani raat biwi ko kiska message aaya

BEAUTIFUL likha tha

Pati chawk gaya
Patni ko uthaya pucha, ye beautiful kon likh raha hai
Patni bhi pareshan is age me mujhe kaun beautiful bolega phone khinch liya

AUR

Aur kya boli.. chasama lagake dekho..!!

BATTERYFULL.. likha hai..!! :lol:

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