Husband-Wife SMS (New! & Latest SMS)

Husband-Wife SMS

Husband wife fight funny sms, Husband-Wife SMS

How various wifes fight with their respective husbands:

Pilot’s wife:
Zyada udo mat

Teacher’s wife:
Mujhe mat sikhaao

Painter’s wife:
Thobda rang dungi

Dhobi’s wife:
Dho dungi

Actor’s wife:
Naatak mat karo

Dentist’s wife:
Daat tod dungi

CA’s wife:
Hisaab se raho

Engineer’s wife:
Sab parts dhile kar dungi

Architect’s wife:
Sidhe raho nahi to face ki design change kar dungi

& the Best one

Marketing person’s wife:
Zyada bologe to OLX pe bech dungi.

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Married Man on OLX, Husband-Wife SMS

Best line written by a Married Man on



‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’

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Wife: Meri sharafat dekho, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..
Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli…
Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..
Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..

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Suhaag Raat me Wife, Husband-Wife SMS

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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Once A Man Asked God, Husband-Wife SMS

Punch Of The Day
Once A Man Asked God
Why all girls are so cute & sweet
And all wifes are always angry?
God answered :
Girls are made by me…
And you make them wife’s!!!

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Hubby to Wife, Husband-Wife SMS

Hubby: Aaj Sabji mein Namak thoda zyada lag raha hai..!!!

Wife: Namak barabar hai..!!
Sabji thodi kam thi..!!

Wife is always right. :D

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Never make a women cry, Husband-Wife SMS

Never make a women cry…

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear….

When a single drop comes out,
it 1st mixes with
‘Loreal’ eyeliner (Rs.650) &
‘Dior’ mascara (Rs.2500)..

Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with
‘D&G’ blusher (Rs.2500)…

finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with
‘Maybelline’ lipstick (Rs.350)…

This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000!! :D

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Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Dekho Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon,
Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye.
Wife: Dekho Ji, Choice Is Yours, Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga.

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A husband and wife are trying, Husband-Wife SMS

A husband and wife are trying to
set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts, Mypenis, and
the wife falls on the ground laughing
because on the screen it says,
Error. Not long enough.

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Wife: How would you describe me?, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife: How would you describe me?
Wife: What does that mean
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.
Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?
Husband: I’m just kidding!

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