Husband-Wife Sms, SMS JOKES

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao.

Ek aadmi God se
Tune bachpana diya cheenliya,
jawani di cheenli,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!

Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 4u and your parents.

In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.

Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?

Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

SHADI karne ke baad aur MOBILElene ke baad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai..

Ki..

Kuch din aur ruk jate to accha MODEL Mil jata..