Husband-Wife SMS

Janu SMS Joke, Janu you are Cute

He: Janu you are Cute

She: Thanks jaan

He: Janu you are Princess

She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??

He: Mazak :lol:

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Funny SMS Joke, A Burger or a Kiss!

A Burger or a Kiss!!!
Wife: Can you help me in the gardening?
Husband: What do you think I am.. a gardener?
Wife: Can you fix the door handle?
Husband: What do you think I am.. a Carpenter?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbor. But he gave me 2 options..
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger.
Wife: What do you think I am.. McDonald!?! LoL

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Husband Wife SMS Joke, Wife to Husband

Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye the..???
Husband: kya karu tum to janti hi ho..
aajkal family ke sath dekhne layak
film banti hi kahan hai!!

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World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever

At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes Messages

Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram Ke Liye
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai…
Hum Kaha Jayenge ?
Husband: Dusre Doctor ke Pass! :lol:

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Cricket Match SMS Jokes, India VS Pakistan

Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!! :lol:

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Valentine’s Day SMS Joke, Wife to Husband

Wife (On valentine’s day): Kya gift du..?

Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo..
Izzat karo..
Tameez se baat kiya karo..
Yehi kaafi hai..!!

Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi..!!!!! :D

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes, Only a Man understands another Man

Only a Man understands another Man..

Customer- I want to buy a Ladies Watch

Shopkeeper- Sir, wife ke liye chahiye ya Branded dikhaun.. :D

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Pati Saas SMS, Husband apni saas se

Husband apni saas se baat karta hai:
Aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.

Saas: Haan beta, isi vajah se to use achcha ladka nahi mila.

Solid Insult….!!!

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Husband Wife SMS Jokes, You forgot my birthday again?

Wife (angrily)- I don’t believe this… u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this..

Husband- how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

Wife(clear her throat and smile)☺☺ jaanu Sacchi

Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue aa gya beta…warna khatam tha tu aaj.. :-)

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