Husband-Wife Sms, Sms Jokes

Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?

Husband : I tried but she slapped me.

A failed Businessman to his Fat wife:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
You are my Single Investment in my Life
that has Doubled

Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

Husband wife se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi?
Abi parso hi to..
wife chilla kar boli: Kya kaha!!
Kya parso?
Bolo …
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso?

Husband: Kuch nai,
main bas ye keh rha tha
ke parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati.

Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you,
otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.
Husband: Of course they must be smart,
thats why they escaped from you.

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain

.

.

1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha

Couple Had a Fight
Next Mrng Husband Offers a Glass of Milk to Wife
Wife: R u Sorry 4 Fighting Wid Me
Husband: No, today Is Nagpanchmi
LE NAGIN DOODH PE LE

(ENGAGEMENT KE BAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me
kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR AB MARRIAGE K BAAD)
Ab msg NICH SE UPAR PADHO…

Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko

AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!