SMS JOKES » Husband-Wife Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny SMS Jokes & Messages Wed, 23 May 2012 08:15:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-saadi-shuda-aadmi-ne-apni-kavita-mein-kaha-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-saadi-shuda-aadmi-ne-apni-kavita-mein-kaha-hai/#comments Wed, 23 May 2012 07:44:24 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12292 ]]> Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-saadi-shuda-aadmi-ne-apni-kavita-mein-kaha-hai/feed/ 0 Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wife-langar-ke-parshad-ke-jaisi-hoti-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wife-langar-ke-parshad-ke-jaisi-hoti-hai/#comments Wed, 23 May 2012 07:42:44 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12290 ]]> Whats Wife?
Wife langar ke parshad ke jaisi hoti hai,
Jis mein chahte huye bhi koi nukks nahi nikal sakte,
Shhradha aur majburi ke sath chup chaap khaye jao.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wife-langar-ke-parshad-ke-jaisi-hoti-hai/feed/ 0 Ek aadmi God se http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-aadmi-god-se/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-aadmi-god-se/#comments Tue, 22 May 2012 08:29:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12271 ]]> Ek aadmi God se
Tune bachpana diya cheenliya,
jawani di cheenli,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/ek-aadmi-god-se/feed/ 0 Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-ki-wife-tours-travels-magazine-padhte-huye/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-ki-wife-tours-travels-magazine-padhte-huye/#comments Mon, 21 May 2012 07:24:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12215 ]]> Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye:
Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE kaisa rahega?
Santa: Kyon?
TEL mein kya kharabi hai..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/santa-ki-wife-tours-travels-magazine-padhte-huye/feed/ 0 Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wife-dear-this-computer-is-not-working-as-per-my-command/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wife-dear-this-computer-is-not-working-as-per-my-command/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 08:35:17 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=12091 ]]> Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/wife-dear-this-computer-is-not-working-as-per-my-command/feed/ 0 Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it http://www.smsjokes4u.com/husband-today-is-sunday-and-i-have-to-enjoy-it/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/husband-today-is-sunday-and-i-have-to-enjoy-it/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 11:20:20 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11966 ]]> Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 4u and your parents.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/husband-today-is-sunday-and-i-have-to-enjoy-it/feed/ 0 In those days parents wants there girl to get married to a good boy http://www.smsjokes4u.com/in-those-days-parents-wants-there-girl-to-get-married-to-a-good-boy/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/in-those-days-parents-wants-there-girl-to-get-married-to-a-good-boy/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 11:01:36 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11946 ]]> In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.

Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/in-those-days-parents-wants-there-girl-to-get-married-to-a-good-boy/feed/ 0 Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/biwi-mere-paas-proof-hai-ki-tumhaara-chakkar-padosan-ke-saath-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/biwi-mere-paas-proof-hai-ki-tumhaara-chakkar-padosan-ke-saath-hai/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 10:12:53 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11873 ]]> Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/biwi-mere-paas-proof-hai-ki-tumhaara-chakkar-padosan-ke-saath-hai/feed/ 0 Modern Style wedding http://www.smsjokes4u.com/modern-style-wedding/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/modern-style-wedding/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 04:18:55 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11864 ]]> Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?

Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/modern-style-wedding/feed/ 0 Shadi karne ke baad aur Mobile lene ke baad http://www.smsjokes4u.com/shadi-karne-ke-baad-aur-mobile-lene-ke-baad/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/shadi-karne-ke-baad-aur-mobile-lene-ke-baad/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 03:34:42 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=11837 ]]> SHADI karne ke baad aur MOBILElene ke baad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai..

Ki..

Kuch din aur ruk jate to accha MODEL Mil jata..

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