Sms Jokes » Husband-Wife Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/wife-pointing-at-a-couple-next-door-says-to-her-husband/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/wife-pointing-at-a-couple-next-door-says-to-her-husband/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:46:16 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10412 ]]> Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband:
Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?

Husband : I tried but she slapped me.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/wife-pointing-at-a-couple-next-door-says-to-her-husband/feed/ 0 A failed Businessman to his Fat wife http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/a-failed-businessman-to-his-fat-wife/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/a-failed-businessman-to-his-fat-wife/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:29:39 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10390 ]]> A failed Businessman to his Fat wife:
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You are my Single Investment in my Life
that has Doubled :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/a-failed-businessman-to-his-fat-wife/feed/ 0 Larki ka Baap Larki se http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/larki-ka-baap-larki-se/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/larki-ka-baap-larki-se/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:17:03 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10307 ]]> Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/larki-ka-baap-larki-se/feed/ 0 Husband wife se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/husband-wife-se-ye-kya-tum-ek-aur-suit-le-ayi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/husband-wife-se-ye-kya-tum-ek-aur-suit-le-ayi/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:11:55 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10299 ]]> Husband wife se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi?
Abi parso hi to..
wife chilla kar boli: Kya kaha!!
Kya parso?
Bolo …
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso?

Husband: Kuch nai,
main bas ye keh rha tha
ke parso bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/husband-wife-se-ye-kya-tum-ek-aur-suit-le-ayi/feed/ 0 Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/wife-its-my-bad-luck-that-i-married-you/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/wife-its-my-bad-luck-that-i-married-you/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:19:39 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10284 ]]> Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you,
otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.
Husband: Of course they must be smart,
thats why they escaped from you.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/wife-its-my-bad-luck-that-i-married-you/feed/ 0 Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/aaj-kal-2-chezain-sirf-qismat-waloonko-milty-hain/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/aaj-kal-2-chezain-sirf-qismat-waloonko-milty-hain/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 06:40:05 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10152 ]]> Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloonko milty hain

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1: Jungle main ghomta huwa white hathi.
2: Without affairs wala Jeevan sathi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/17/aaj-kal-2-chezain-sirf-qismat-waloonko-milty-hain/feed/ 0 2 Judwa Bachche http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/2-judwa-bachche/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/2-judwa-bachche/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:51:40 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10102 ]]> 2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/2-judwa-bachche/feed/ 0 Couple Had a Fight http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/couple-had-a-fight-2/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/couple-had-a-fight-2/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:33:51 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10095 ]]> Couple Had a Fight
Next Mrng Husband Offers a Glass of Milk to Wife
Wife: R u Sorry 4 Fighting Wid Me
Husband: No, today Is Nagpanchmi
LE NAGIN DOODH PE LE :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/couple-had-a-fight-2/feed/ 0 Engagement ke bad aur pehle http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/engagement-ke-bad-aur-pehle/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/engagement-ke-bad-aur-pehle/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:31:42 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10093 ]]> (ENGAGEMENT KE BAD)
Boy: THANK GOD! Is din ka to me
kabse intejar kar rha tha.
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi.
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur kartarahunga.
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau.
G: Kya mujhe Pyaar karoge?
B: Yes, why not..
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes.
G: Oh darling!
(AUR AB MARRIAGE K BAAD)
Ab msg NICH SE UPAR PADHO…

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/engagement-ke-bad-aur-pehle/feed/ 0 Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/aadmi-calls-his-wife-nokar-ne-phone-receive-kiya/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/16/aadmi-calls-his-wife-nokar-ne-phone-receive-kiya/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:18:21 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10076 ]]> Aadmi: calls his wife, Nokar ne phone receive kiya..!!
Aadmi: Begam Saheba se baat karwao!!
Nokar: Woh to sahab k sath so rahi hain!!
Aadmi: Per sahab to me hun!!
Nokar: Ab me kya karun??
Aadmi: Maar do dono ko

AFTER KILLING
Nokar: Lashon ka kya karun??
Aadmi: Ghar k piche jo naddi hai us me phenk k bhaag ja!!
Nokar: Par ghar k piche to koi naddi nahi hai!!!
Aadmi: To kya ye 3530153 num nahi hai??
Nokar: Nahi
Aadmi: Sorry WRONG NUMBER..!!

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