Husband-Wife Sms, SMS JOKES

Man to Yamraj In Hell:
Can I Make a Call to  My Wife
Yamraj- Sure
Man, After the Call – How Much Should I Pay
Yamraj- Nothing! Hell to Hell is FREE

Sounds women make during s3x.
1) Asthmatic – ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient – yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied – more. more…more.
4) Religious – oh god. oh god.

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

SAWAAL:
Patni maike jaa kar pati ko roz phone kyun karti hai?

JAWAAB:
Taaki pati ko yaad rahe ki Museebat tali nahi hai phir aane wali he

Always keep A Photo of Ur Lover in ur wallet
Look at it
when ur in
trouble
U will Realise that
0ther Problems r not
as Big as this.

Women Are BasicaLLy Greedy.
They Want ALL Things From One Man.
WhiLe Men Are So SimpLe That They Want OnLy One Thing From ALL Women..!!

Wah prabhu kya leela hai teri..

Chuha billi se darta hai,
billi kutte se,
kutta aadmi se,
aadmi biwi se..

Aur biwi chuhe se GM

Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal

A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!