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Husband-Wife SMS

Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

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  • husband and wife joke
  • jokes wife husband

Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • hindi messages
  • www husband wife sms

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? ๐Ÿ˜€

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • santa banta jokes com
  • santa banta jock

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • senaha
  • bathroom se

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • chudai sms
  • chudai msg

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Maa baap sms
  • maa baap sms in hindi

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
.
.
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • miya biwi ka pyar
  • bewafa biwi

Ek aurat saheli se

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • namard pati
  • Mera pati namard hai

Im not feeling well

Im not feeling well..
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..
Husband: Me too,
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • not feeling well sms
  • not well sms

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya

Pati ke marne ke bad patni ne akhbaar mein add diya..
Antim sanskar mein jo bhi aaye uske liye dhanyavad.

from:
Kajal,
Age 26
Gora rang,
36 24 36,
Bachche nahi hai

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • bewafa patni
  • bewafa patni ki kahani
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