Husband-Wife SMS (Latest SMS)


Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga, Husband-Wife SMS

Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..

Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.

Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!




An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men, Husband-Wife SMS

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free..

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters to All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..

Which Trip ?




What is the difference between, Husband-Wife SMS

What is the difference between
A man buying a lottery ticket
and A man arguing with his wife?

The man buying a lottery ticket still has a one in million chance to win!!




Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever




Santa Want To Get Married, Husband-Wife SMS

Santa Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
*WIFE WANTED*

Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying

“PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE”




Difficult To Understand Girls, Husband-Wife SMS

Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food

She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..

Today when she called i was..

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Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!




Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya, Husband-Wife SMS

Ek aadmi ne sabse jyada blood donate karke record banaya.
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ka shukriya Kuch aise kiya.
Thank u
*Aapne nahi piya tabhi to hamne liya*




Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, Husband-Wife SMS

Girlfrnd: Es week roj shopping karenge, next week roj movie dekhenge.
Boyfrnd: Uske agle week roj mandir jayenge.
Girlfrnd: Kyu?
Boyfrnd: Bheekh maangne.




Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti, Husband-Wife SMS

Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti,

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Socho..

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Ans:
Chain ki Saans…




Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi..?

Husband: Kya kare..
Aaj kal ki movie Biwi Bachon ya family ke
saath dekhne laayak kaha banti hai..?