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Husband-Wife SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Agar tumhari shadi judwa behan mein se kisi 1 ke sath ho jaye, Husband-Wife SMS

Talented Question:-
Agar tumhari shadi judwa behan mein se kisi 1 ke sath ho jaye to tum apni bv ko kaise pehchanoge?

Best Answer:

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Main kyun Pehchanu?

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A man who does not know English files for a divorce, Husband-Wife SMS

A man who does not know English files for a divorce.
Judge ask what’s the reason
Man: me no come she no come baby come how come
Judge: may be side income

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Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye,
to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du?

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Nurse to patient, Husband-Wife SMS

Nurse to patient with bleeding on head: Your name?
Patient: Pappu
Nurse: age?
Patient: 25 years
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No. No. Its Car accident! :)

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An unmarried man wrote his status on facebook, Husband-Wife SMS

An unmarried man wrote his status on facebook as:
“Wanted wife”

2 girls liked it.

And 10000 men commented
“Meri leja”

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Patni: Kyu ji, roz subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dalte ho, Husband-Wife SMS

Patni: Kyu ji, roz subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dalte ho.
Pati: Kyu ke, tere baap ne kaha tha..
meri beti phool ki tarah hai, ise murjhane mat dena!

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Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai, Husband-Wife SMS

Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai.

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Suhag raat, Husband-Wife SMS

Suhag raat:
Builder: Tumhre Boobs Bunglow jaise hai,
Hoth Duplex jaise hai,
Figure Landscape Garden ki tarh hai
Wife Gusse Se: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulau!

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Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Raja Dasrath ki 3 Raniya thi
Wife: To kya hua?
Husband: To main 2 Shadiya aur kar sakta hu
Wife: Dropdi ka naam suna hai?
Husband: Tu bhi na pagli DIL pe le leti hai.

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Suhagrat ko Husband, Husband-Wife SMS

Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?

Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!

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