Husband-Wife SMS (Latest SMS)


Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti, Husband-Wife SMS

Question:
Wo kya cheeze hai jo wife apne husband ko sari umar nahi deti,

?

?

?

Socho..

?

?

?

?

Ans:
Chain ki Saans…




Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi, Husband-Wife SMS

Wife: Kal aap ne Padosan ke saath moovi dekhi..?

Husband: Kya kare..
Aaj kal ki movie Biwi Bachon ya family ke
saath dekhne laayak kaha banti hai..?




Biwi gusse mein, Husband-Wife SMS

Biwi gusse mein:
Dekh lena tumhe nark mein bhi jagah nahi milegi.
Santa: Theek hai main har jagah tumhare saath jaana bhi nahi chahta!




A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a Man, Husband-Wife SMS

A Nice and True Slogan on the T-shirt of a MAN:

?

?

Do Not Disturb,

?

?

I am Married and Already Disturbed..!!




Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai, Husband-Wife SMS

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Nark milega.
Man: Wo Kaise?
Yamraj: Agle janam mein shaadi to hogi Lekin wahi puraani Biwi ke saath!




All Ladies problems start with a men, Husband-Wife SMS

Notice it plz:

-MENopause
-MENstruation
-MENstrual pain
-MENtal illness
-GUYnocologist
-HISterectomy

Ever Noticed that All Ladies problems start with a men!!!




University exam mein Wife per essay likhne ko kaha gaya, Husband-Wife SMS

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.




2 Dost salo baad mile, Husband-Wife SMS

2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!




Worried man to Psychologist, Husband-Wife SMS

Worried man to Psychologist
My GF treats me as if I Were a DOG!
Psych: She abuses U, Hits U, Starves U?
Man: No. No. Worse!
She wants me to be FAITHFUL




A maths professor sent a sms to his wife, Husband-Wife SMS

A maths professor sent a sms to his wife.
Dear you are now 54 years old and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with my 18 years old female student
So I will be late tonight.
Wife replied: dear you’re also 54 years
and unable to satisfy me.
Now I am with our driver
who is also 18 years.
As you are mathematicians you know very well
that 18 goes into 54 many times
more than 54 goes into 18 so don’t come tonight!