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Husband-Wife SMS

Is there any medicine for long life?

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • funey sms
  • medical jokes sms

Na kajre ki dhar, na motiyo ki haar, na koi kiya singar, fir bi itni sundr ho

Husband to wife,
na kajre ki dhar,
na motiyo ki haar,
na koi kiya singar,
fir bi itni sundr ho..

Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo
make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • na kiya koi singar
  • na kajre ki dhar sms

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • wife ka pyar
  • wife se pyar

What is similarity between Sun and Wife?

What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. 😀

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • similarity between sun and wife
  • husbend wife jokes

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao. 😉

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • kharab jokes
  • gala kharab

Koi aisi baat kaho, ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho,
ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau
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Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho,
aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • pati patni naraz sms
  • naraz biwi sms

Wife: I am Pregnant

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Wife: I am Pregnant Santa: Par main to england me tha Wife: Aapki photo thi na
  • jokes of santa and banta

Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Pati: Tumhe wo jwellry shop yaad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha,
par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.

Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mjhe sab yaad hai.

Pati: Ha to usi shop ke baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • kaha ho sms
  • kahan ho sms

Pappu Papa se Bola

Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?

Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • pappu funny jokes
  • pappu jokes sms

Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • whatsapp://send?text=Husband :
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