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Husband-Wife SMS (New! & Latest SMS)


Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 4u and your parents.

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In those days parents wants there girl to get married to a good boy, Husband-Wife SMS

In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.

Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.

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Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai, Husband-Wife SMS

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.

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Modern Style wedding, Husband-Wife SMS

Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED?

Couple: Yes, we do
Pujari: Vivah sammpan.

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Shadi karne ke baad aur Mobile lene ke baad, Husband-Wife SMS

SHADI karne ke baad aur MOBILElene ke baad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai..

Ki..

Kuch din aur ruk jate to accha MODEL Mil jata..

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Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha, Husband-Wife SMS

Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

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Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha, Husband-Wife SMS

Shaadi ke baad pati ne pucha:
Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?

Wife ne 1 lifafa dia..
Jisme chawal ke kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the.

Pati: Ye kya?
Wife: Main jab bhi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme daal deti thi.
Pati (Dane gin ke): Bus 7?
Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun?
Wife: 4 killo chawal bech diye the :P

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Agar tumhari shadi judwa behan mein se kisi 1 ke sath ho jaye, Husband-Wife SMS

Talented Question:-
Agar tumhari shadi judwa behan mein se kisi 1 ke sath ho jaye to tum apni bv ko kaise pehchanoge?

Best Answer:

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Main kyun Pehchanu?

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A man who does not know English files for a divorce, Husband-Wife SMS

A man who does not know English files for a divorce.
Judge ask what’s the reason
Man: me no come she no come baby come how come
Judge: may be side income

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Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye,
to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du?

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