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Husband-Wife SMS

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
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Position of a husband is just like a Split AC

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC…
No matter how loud he is outdoor, website like this
He is designed to remain silent indoor! ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€

Kahte hain, Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai

Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..

Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Man: is there any medicine for long life?

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, rx but it will avoid such thoughts

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, more about 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? ๐Ÿ˜€

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!

Santa ke lips jale hue the

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai, help
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Ek aurat saheli se

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya, prescription
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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