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Husband-Wife SMS

What is similarity between Sun and Wife?

What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?

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Very Simple..

Aap dono ki taraf ghoor kar nahi dekh sakte. 😀

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  • similarity between sun and wife
  • husbend wife jokes

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao. 😉

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • kharab jokes
  • gala kharab

Koi aisi baat kaho, ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau

Wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho,
ki main khush bhi ho jaau aur naraz bhi ho jaau
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Husband: Tum meri zindgi ho,
aur Lanat hai aisi zindgi par.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • pati patni naraz sms
  • naraz biwi sms

Wife: I am Pregnant

Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Wife: I am Pregnant Santa: Par main to england me tha Wife: Aapki photo thi na
  • jokes of santa and banta

Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Wife on Mobile: kaha ho aap?

Pati: Tumhe wo jwellry shop yaad hai jaha tumhe 1 diamond ka set bahut pasand aya tha,
par mere pas paise nahi they.
aur maine wada kiya tha 1 din dilwaunga.

Wife: Khush hote huye.. Ha ha mjhe sab yaad hai.

Pati: Ha to usi shop ke baju wali shop pe baal katwa raha hu.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • kaha ho sms
  • kahan ho sms

Pappu Papa se Bola

Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?

Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.

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  • pappu funny jokes
  • pappu jokes sms

Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

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Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Meri wife
  • naukar jokes

Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Insult SmS for Her
  • bezzti joke

Let’s make a phone call

Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”

1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • family sms messages
  • Hindi double mining jokes
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