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Husband-Wife SMS

Pappu Papa se Bola

Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?

Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.

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Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai

Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.

Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..

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Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

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  • Meri wife
  • naukar jokes

Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

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  • Insult SmS for Her
  • bezzti joke

Let’s make a phone call

Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”

1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

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  • family sms messages
  • Hindi double mining jokes

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: ek Sand saalme 300 bar sex karta hai.
Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.
Pati: ye kaha likha hai ke..
wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath karta hai.

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Police: Sir your wife had an accident

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident,
plz come 2 identify body now.

Husband: Im busy now,
u take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.

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Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?

Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga,
baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi

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Pati aur Patni so rahe the

Gunehgaar kaun..??

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

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  • Pati patni shayri
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Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai
Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

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  • diwali kyu banaya jata hai
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