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Husband-Wife SMS

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai

Santa: Meri wife mujhe naukar samajhne lagi hai
batao main kya karun?

Banta: Karna kya hai,
2-4 ghar aur pakad aur apna dhandha jama le.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Meri wife
  • naukar jokes

Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Insult SmS for Her
  • bezzti joke

Let’s make a phone call

Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”

1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • family sms messages
  • Hindi double mining jokes

Wife to husband

Wife to husband: ek Sand saalme 300 bar sex karta hai.
Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.
Pati: ye kaha likha hai ke..
wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath karta hai.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • ladkiyon ki beizzatti sms
  • funny facebook insult sms

Police: Sir your wife had an accident

Police: Sir ur wife had an accident,
plz come 2 identify body now.

Husband: Im busy now,
u take photo and tag me on FB
If its her, I will click Like.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • police sms jokes
  • police jokes in hindi

Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?

Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge?
Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga
Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge?
Santa: Kahunga,
baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • nonvage sms in hindi
  • Nonvage sms for hindi

Pati aur Patni so rahe the

Gunehgaar kaun..??

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Pati patni shayri
  • Pati aur patni

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?

Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai?
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kyun ki
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Petrol pump par likha hota hai
Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • diwali kyu banaya jata hai
  • raksha bandhan kyun banaya jata hai

Wife husband se aaj mere tann mann mein aag laga do

Wife husband se aaj mere tann mann mein aag laga do.
husband ne petrol daal kar fook di.

Moral: jazbaton ka izhar asaan lafzon mein kare!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • mere husband
  • mere wife

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao.
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Petrol pump chaltay hain.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • BHAI KE UPER SMS
  • joke kisi ke upar
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