Husband-Wife Sms, SMS JOKES

A Question Asked in an IQ Test:
If u r Married to One of The Twin Sisters
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Brilliant Answer Came:
Why Should I ?

BEIZZATI aur BIWI

Ek jaisi hoti hai…

Accchi tabi lagti hai….

Jab dusro ki hoti hai….

Couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a … tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together.

He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you.

Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!

Savitri ki Himmat -
Savitri ne apne pati ko Yamraaj se Chheen liya tha..

Moral of the story:
Apni BIWI se Aadmi ko KOI nahi BACHA sakta..
Yamraaj bhi Nahi.

A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night Father of none

Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye,
Udas santa- pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.

Wife: Kyun ji, Aapne to bola tha ki without reason no drinking,
Abhi why drinking..?

Husband: Darling Deepavali is coming na
rocket fodne ke liye bottle chahiye na

Shadi ki 1st night
Dulha- Hamesha Puja krna,
Vrat rakhna,
Daan dena
Sabse pyar se bolna.

Dulhan pareshan ho ke bahar gayi aur boli-
Sab andar ajao,
andar SATSANG ho raha hai!

Santa apni Biwi se-
Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai..

Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

Woh kaunsi Situation Hai,
Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata hai,

Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe?

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SHOPPING..

Mgwr Aapki soch ko Salam!