Insult Sms, SMS JOKES

Ek saadi shuda aadmi ne apni kavita mein kaha hai,
Maang bharne ki saza kuchh is kadar paa raha hai,
Ki maang puri karte karte maang ke kha raha hu

Ek aadmi God se
Tune bachpana diya cheenliya,
jawani di cheenli,
paisa diya wapas le liya,
ab ye biwi di hai to de kar lena bhool gaya kya..!!

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai

Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de

Aur

Holder mein aapko latka de.

I Wish.. i could forget you.
like i forget everything
I have studied seconds before an exam!

Mentos idea:

Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
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Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!”

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?
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Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

My killer attitude:
Agar fursat ke lamho me mujhe yaad karte ho toh mujhe yaad mat karna
kyuki main tanha jarur hu magar fizul nahi.

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
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Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.