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A boy calls his EX, Insult SMS

A boy calls his EX-
Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you..
Gal : Awwwww.. even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi?
Boy : Ek thi daayan :P:D

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A girl puts status on Facebook: Feeling fresh, Insult SMS

A girl puts status on Facebook:
Feeling fresh…!!!

Boy comments:
Tatti kar li kya??

*blocked forever*

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Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya, Insult SMS

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?

Ladka bola: JI BHABHI JI! :D

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Wife: I hate that beggar, Insult SMS

Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook!!!

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Agar english aati hai to, Fast padhkar dikaho, Insult SMS

Agar english aati hai to..
Fast padhkar dikaho

My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha..
Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!!
Aage jao.. :lol:

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Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak, Insult SMS

Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..

Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan. :D

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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar, Insult SMS

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! :D

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Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein, Insult SMS

Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein
1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..
Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:
1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega. :D

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ummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?, Insult SMS

Child: Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
Mummy: Because he spoke only truth.
Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair….
Moral:- Remains the same.

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Example of self insult, Insult SMS

Example of self insult,

Boss (In Angry mood):
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,
Upar meri taraf dekho.

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