Insult SMS (Latest SMS)


Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak, Insult SMS

Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..

Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan. :D




Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar, Insult SMS

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! :D




Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein, Insult SMS

Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein
1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..
Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:
1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega. :D




ummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?, Insult SMS

Child: Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
Mummy: Because he spoke only truth.
Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair….
Moral:- Remains the same.




Example of self insult, Insult SMS

Example of self insult,

Boss (In Angry mood):
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,
Upar meri taraf dekho.




Confused SMS, Insult SMS

Hai,
smart,
bahot,
woh,
hai,
bheja,
ne,
jis,
aur,
hu,
raha,
padh,
se,
niche,
ko, msg,
jo,
hu,
pagal,
woh,
Main.

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CONFUSED?

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Ab msg niche se upar padho..!! :D




Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko, Insult SMS

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.
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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..




Mobile kya hai?, Insult SMS

Mobile kya hai?
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Answr dhund rhe ho kya?
Ye hath me kya lauda pakda huwa hai?
Kaise kaise gandu dost hai yaar :D




Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho fir bhi, Insult SMS

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho
fir bhi thik se khana banana nahi aata..???

Wife: Tum bhi to blue film dekhte rehte ho
maine kabhi kuch kaha..???




Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai, Insult SMS

Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to jinda

aur

dusare

Shadishuda :D