Sms Jokes » Insult Sms http://www.smsjokes4u.com Latest Hindi Funny Sms Jokes & Messages Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:35:38 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 That awkward moment http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/that-awkward-moment/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/27/that-awkward-moment/#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:36:49 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10572 ]]> That awkward moment
When you ignore someone’s phone call and
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They call you from someone else’s phone And you answered it.

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Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!

Boy: Thank God,
But Does The New One Works?
LOL

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Dear Plant Eaters..!!
Chicken never gave us oxygen.
Chicken never gave us shade.
Loss of chicken never caused Global Warming..
Then why eat the good plants and trees..??
Eat Chicken, GO GREEN..!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/attention-vegetarians/feed/ 1 Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/teri-yaad-mein-humne-kalam-uthaayi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/teri-yaad-mein-humne-kalam-uthaayi/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 09:00:19 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10424 ]]> Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/teri-yaad-mein-humne-kalam-uthaayi/feed/ 0 Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/umeedo-ki-manjil-toot-gayi/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/umeedo-ki-manjil-toot-gayi/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:59:32 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10422 ]]> Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/umeedo-ki-manjil-toot-gayi/feed/ 0 A failed Businessman to his Fat wife http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/a-failed-businessman-to-his-fat-wife/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/a-failed-businessman-to-his-fat-wife/#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 08:29:39 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10390 ]]> A failed Businessman to his Fat wife:
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You are my Single Investment in my Life
that has Doubled :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/23/a-failed-businessman-to-his-fat-wife/feed/ 0 Awara larkon se achche to gali ke kutte hain http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/awara-larkon-se-achche-to-gali-ke-kutte-hain/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/awara-larkon-se-achche-to-gali-ke-kutte-hain/#comments Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:34:25 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10335 ]]> Awara larkon se achche to gali ke kutte hain!!
e-Dost
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Kam se kam larki palat palat ke dekhti to hai
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aa raha hai ya nahi!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/21/awara-larkon-se-achche-to-gali-ke-kutte-hain/feed/ 0 FEMALE main MALE aata hai. SHE main HE aata hai http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/female-main-male-aata-hai-she-main-he-aata-hai/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/female-main-male-aata-hai-she-main-he-aata-hai/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:23:03 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10313 ]]> FEMALE main MALE aata hai.
SHE main HE aata hai.
WOMAN main MAN aata hai.
It means without Boys Girls are Nothing!!

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/female-main-male-aata-hai-she-main-he-aata-hai/feed/ 0 Boy to Slim Girl http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/boy-to-slim-girl/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/boy-to-slim-girl/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 08:13:25 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10301 ]]> Solid Bezzati
Boy to Slim Girl:
Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho..
Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke
Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain. :D

]]> http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/boy-to-slim-girl/feed/ 0 Girl: Kon ho tum? http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/girl-kon-ho-tum/ http://www.smsjokes4u.com/2012/01/19/girl-kon-ho-tum/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:17:28 +0000 Neha http://www.smsjokes4u.com/?p=10279 ]]> Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI

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