Insult Sms, SMS JOKES

Superb Bezzati

A girl wearing a burka was going on the road.

Boy going just behind the girl said:
Rafta Rafta dekho aankh jis se lari hai.

Girl Replied: Teri Aankh Jis se lari hai,
woh tere baap se bhi bari hai..!!

A couple had a huge fight one night

Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids

Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none

Ek Machchhar Takle Ke Sar Pe Ja Baitha

Dosra Machchhar Bola:
Wah Kya Ghar Dhunda Hai?

Pehla Bola:
Ghar Kahan, Abhi To Sirf Plot Kharida Hai.

Khwaish dil se jatayi nahi jati,
Dosto ki yaad yuhi bhulayi nahi jati,
Chalo Hum hi SMS ker dete hai.
Hamare Dosto se to ye taqleef uthai nahi jati.

How does lazy people take bath during winter?

Like u..

They stand in front of a mirror,
throw water on da mirror & say-
OYE MAR GAYE!!
ITNA THANDA!!

Dedicated to all over attitude girls:
Darling! Don’t be proud if every boy wants u..
Because
Every cheap things have a lot of buyers..!!

Koi 1 din select karo..

Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat

Kar liya…?

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Reply mat karna..

Bas us din naha liya karo plz

I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai

Ek kali ladki ko jadugar ne jadoo se pankh uga diya..

LADKI: Are wah mai pari ban gai..

JADUGAR- Nahi re tu chamgadar ban gai hai.

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

(^_^)
00:01

(“_”)
00:02

(+_+)
00:03

(‘_”)
00:04

(*_*)
00:05

Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

Husband asks:
Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means.. Without Information Fighting Every time!

WIFE says No, it means:
With Idiot for Ever