Insult Sms, SMS JOKES

Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi garwali,
Gulam ban ke fas jate hai,
Ishq ke jaal mein,
Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.

Mera no. change ho gaya hai..!!

Phone ka nahi kacche ka
agar mera purana kachha chaiye to maang liyo.
hat pagal ab thank u bol ke bhai ko rulayga kya!

Meharban Kadardan,
Dekhiye mere SMS ka kamal,
Bandar Ayega,
Mobile Uthayega,
SMS Padega,
Smile dega.
Ab Forwerd Kar ke Hosiyari Dikhayega..

In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.

Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.

A boy to his love:
Yu mat khinch
tu mujhe apni taraf sanam..
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Branded T-shirt hai,
phat gayi toh bahut pitegi
Maa Kasam!

An ordinary person will be with books
But an extraordinary person will be in that book

We all are extraordinary persons.
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we are on
“FACEBOOK”

Dil kholo Pyar lo
Dimag kholo Gyan lo
Ankhe kholo khwab lo,
Honth kholo Muskan lo
Kapde kholo
Aur

NAHA lo,

Soch badlo
Desh badal jayega.

SHADI karne ke baad aur MOBILElene ke baad
ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai..

Ki..

Kuch din aur ruk jate to accha MODEL Mil jata..

Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.

Garma Garam..
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Ek aap ke liye Aur..

Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.
Good Afternoon