Insult Sms, SMS JOKES

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya..

This DOG is one act of MONKEY
the  best FOX ways to CROW make u RAT smile

CONFUSED

Now read it again leaving ur nick name

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Cheez He
20Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10Padte He
5Ko Smjh Me Aata He
4To Kanjus Hote He
1Murga Kismat Se Fasta He Jo Reply Karta He

Ek ghar me 2 pagal the
ek ka naam tha tu pagal
dusre ka main pagal
tu pagal ghar se bhag gya
to ghar me kaun bacha??

Jawab do!!

I Saw A DreAm Last Nyt
Only U & Me
U Knw WAt Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Coz
I Was EAtin Pav bhaji & U Wer Saying
1 ChAmach Khila

Cheeers!!
Good news 4u.
Thums up pio.
pepsi pio.
juice pio.
beer pio.
kyunki

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ab
HUGGIES pe Rs12/-off!!
Karlo susu chaddi me!! ..!!

Ur a “flower” in english

In sanskrit “pushp”

In arabi “zuhra”

In urdu “gul”

Don’t b so happy,  b’coz
in hindi ur a
“FOOL”

U r very spl 2 me

I always pray 4 ur safty

I cant B with u at al times

So pls B careful.

Especially, wen u jump from tree 2 tree..!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2 Times Padhte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kaha ata hai..!

Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different Msg bhejna mera style,
Fokat k Msgs padna aapka style…!