Insult Sms Jokes & Messages


Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.




Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.




Mobile ek Mandir hai, Sim card uska Devta

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,
Sim card uska DEVTA,
Call karne wala PUJARI,
Sms bhejne wala DANI,
Padhane wala BHAKT
Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.




Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile Gam mile

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki

ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai! :D




People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket

People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket.
but
They feel distressing when they lose 1RS from their mobile balance!




Three lights to save the earth from the darkness

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..

1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you

my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling..




Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai.




Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!




Duniya mein har insaan ka kuch na kuch naam hai

Duniya mein har insaan ka kuch na kuch naam hai,
magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai,

Abe o chutiye

Kasam se 20 mein se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai.




Girls not remain without boys

Girls not remain without boys.. How??
Fe(male)-male
Wo(man)-man
S(he)-he
So dont try to be alone.