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Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh, Insult SMS

Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh ke.. pappu uske paas gaya aur bola
Pappu: Maine kaha jaanu i love you.
Ladki: Tere jaiso pe to main tatti bhi ni karti.
Pappu muskurate hue: Phir kya huya sohnyo, ek paad hi maar do.

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Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp, Insult SMS

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp!!

Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: tu Soya hai?
Boy: Nahi! Mungfali hun..!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: See ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank u… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED turant!!!

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
*BLOCKED Forever!!!*

And the best one..

After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi!!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*

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Ek ladka gutter me gir gaya, Insult SMS

1 ladka gutter me gir gaya…
tabhi 1 ladki ki awaz aayi
surf excel hena ‘daag ache hai’

Boy: Teri MC, daag itne ache hai to..
niche whisper kyu lagati hai. :D

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Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri, Insult SMS

Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,
lekin Hamesha Dusre Lete Hain?
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Abe… Tera NAAM Yaar!!!!

Tu Gaa*d Samajh Raha Hoga na…

Chal Koi Baat nahi..
Tu bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hai…!!!! :D

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Bhai Suna ki kal raat, Insult SMS

Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?

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Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision..!!!

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Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de, Insult SMS

IN 2018

Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
Engineer: Ye le meri B.Tech ki degree rakh le.

Bhikari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.Tech ki rakh le.

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Girl to Boy: Paheli ka jawab do, Insult SMS

Girl: Paheli ka jawab do,
Masal masal k khada kiya aur thook laga k andar kiya?

Boy: SUI DHAGA

Girl: Chal be Chutiye..
Teri to soch hi bachon wali hai.

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Husband: Aadhi Raat ko Apni Moti Biwi ko Jaga ke Bola, Insult SMS

Husband: Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola…
Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai, Ya fir Ekdum Se mar jana?

Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota hai!!

Husband: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh de Aur Kissa Khatam Kar mera!!!

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Choose any one animal from these, Insult SMS

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future

-Peacock
-Parrot
-Owl
-Crow
-Pigeon
-Sparrow
-Duck
-Eagle

Reply must.. M waiting..

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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa :D

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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai, Insult SMS

Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?

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Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,
humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…

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