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Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani

Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani:

Aap ke pass dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap Smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Aap ke pass Mobile hai,
Call aur Msg nahi karte alag baat hai.

Kafi izzat hai Aap ki,
Koi karta nahi Alag baat hai.

Aap ki itni Bezzti ho rahi hai,
phir bhi Aap SmS padh rahe ho kya baat hai..
HA HA HA :D

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Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh

Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh ke.. pappu uske paas gaya aur bola
Pappu: Maine kaha jaanu i love you.
Ladki: Tere jaiso pe to main tatti bhi ni karti.
Pappu muskurate hue: Phir kya huya sohnyo, ek paad hi maar do.

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  • LADKI KI PAAD
  • jokes ladki shopping mall per

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp!!

Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: tu Soya hai?
Boy: Nahi! Mungfali hun..!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: See ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank u… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED turant!!!

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
*BLOCKED Forever!!!*

And the best one..

After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi!!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*

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  • whatsapp block shayri
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Ek ladka gutter me gir gaya

1 ladka gutter me gir gaya…
tabhi 1 ladki ki awaz aayi
surf excel hena ‘daag ache hai’

Boy: Teri MC, daag itne ache hai to..
niche whisper kyu lagati hai. :D

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Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri

Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,
lekin Hamesha Dusre Lete Hain?
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Abe… Tera NAAM Yaar!!!!

Tu Gaa*d Samajh Raha Hoga na…

Chal Koi Baat nahi..
Tu bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hai…!!!! :D

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  • neha jokes com

Bhai Suna ki kal raat

Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?

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Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision..!!!

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • friendship day jokes hindi
  • latest sms for friends

Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de

IN 2018

Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
Engineer: Ye le meri B.Tech ki degree rakh le.

Bhikari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.Tech ki rakh le.

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  • shayri on work
  • kuch hindi study mhnt syari

Girl to Boy: Paheli ka jawab do

Girl: Paheli ka jawab do,
Masal masal k khada kiya aur thook laga k andar kiya?

Boy: SUI DHAGA

Girl: Chal be Chutiye..
Teri to soch hi bachon wali hai.

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Naughty paheliya
  • hindigirlpaheli

Husband: Aadhi Raat ko Apni Moti Biwi ko Jaga ke Bola

Husband: Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola…
Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai, Ya fir Ekdum Se mar jana?

Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota hai!!

Husband: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh de Aur Kissa Khatam Kar mera!!!

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Choose any one animal from these

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future

-Peacock
-Parrot
-Owl
-Crow
-Pigeon
-Sparrow
-Duck
-Eagle

Reply must.. M waiting..

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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa :D

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