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Choose any one animal from these, Insult SMS

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future

-Peacock
-Parrot
-Owl
-Crow
-Pigeon
-Sparrow
-Duck
-Eagle

Reply must.. M waiting..

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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa :D




Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai, Insult SMS

Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?

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Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,
humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…




Koi achha password batana?, Insult SMS

Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli:
Koi achha password batana….?

Husband: Lu*d.
Wife: Has-Has ke chair parse gir padi
kyuki..
Computer says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…




Touching lines said by a boy to a girl during breakup, Insult SMS

Touching lines said by a boy to a girl
during breakup
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behen gifts to wapis karti ja
teri bhabi ko kya do ga!




Yeh sach hai kya?, Insult SMS

70% Ladki sundhar hoti hai,
75% Sweet,
85% Shararte hoti hai,
90% Quit aur
100% Bewafa,
Yaani total ladkiyan
70+75+85+90+100=420
hoti hai yeh sach hai kya ?




Bhakt to Swami ji, Insult SMS

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo..
Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Inteligent ho,
Pati ko samjhe Aur
kabhi jhagda na kare?

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!! :D




Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt, Insult SMS

Best Slogan on a MAN’s T-Shirt:

‘Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed’




A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant, Insult SMS

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served…
the husband said: The food looks delicious, let’s eat.

Wife: Honey.. you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that’s at home sweetheart… here the chef knows how to cook. :D




Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today, Insult SMS

Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today.

Wife: Wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: Oh.. Jaan.. Love u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero.




Pani me gayi hui bhais, Insult SMS

Pani me gayi hui bhais
Aur
Shopping mall me gayi hui ladki..
Kabhi jaldi bahar nahin aati. :D