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Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri, Insult SMS

Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,
lekin Hamesha Dusre Lete Hain?
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Abe… Tera NAAM Yaar!!!!

Tu Gaa*d Samajh Raha Hoga na…

Chal Koi Baat nahi..
Tu bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hai…!!!! :D

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Bhai Suna ki kal raat, Insult SMS

Bhai Suna ki kal raat 4 gundo ne aapki kanpati pe gun rakh ke pucha-
-Goli maru
-Ya Gaand?

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Aaj aap ko whatsapp pr online dekh ke khushi ho rahi hai..
Good Decision..!!!

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Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de, Insult SMS

IN 2018

Bhikari: Bhagwan ke naam pe kuch de de.
Engineer: Ye le meri B.Tech ki degree rakh le.

Bhikari: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.Tech ki rakh le.

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Girl to Boy: Paheli ka jawab do, Insult SMS

Girl: Paheli ka jawab do,
Masal masal k khada kiya aur thook laga k andar kiya?

Boy: SUI DHAGA

Girl: Chal be Chutiye..
Teri to soch hi bachon wali hai.

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Husband: Aadhi Raat ko Apni Moti Biwi ko Jaga ke Bola, Insult SMS

Husband: Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola…
Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai, Ya fir Ekdum Se mar jana?

Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota hai!!

Husband: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh de Aur Kissa Khatam Kar mera!!!

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Choose any one animal from these, Insult SMS

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future

-Peacock
-Parrot
-Owl
-Crow
-Pigeon
-Sparrow
-Duck
-Eagle

Reply must.. M waiting..

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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa :D

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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai, Insult SMS

Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai:
Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..?

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Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai
to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga..
uss mein dekh le,
humse kya poochhti hai ‘Bhootni’ kahi ki…

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Koi achha password batana?, Insult SMS

Wife computer par kaam karte hue apne pati se boli:
Koi achha password batana….?

Husband: Lu*d.
Wife: Has-Has ke chair parse gir padi
kyuki..
Computer says: Aapka pasword Chhota hai…

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Touching lines said by a boy to a girl during breakup, Insult SMS

Touching lines said by a boy to a girl
during breakup
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behen gifts to wapis karti ja
teri bhabi ko kya do ga!

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Yeh sach hai kya?, Insult SMS

70% Ladki sundhar hoti hai,
75% Sweet,
85% Shararte hoti hai,
90% Quit aur
100% Bewafa,
Yaani total ladkiyan
70+75+85+90+100=420
hoti hai yeh sach hai kya ?

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