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Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.
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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..

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Mobile kya hai?

Mobile kya hai?
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Answr dhund rhe ho kya?
Ye hath me kya lauda pakda huwa hai?
Kaise kaise gandu dost hai yaar :D

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Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho fir bhi

Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho
fir bhi thik se khana banana nahi aata..???

Wife: Tum bhi to blue film dekhte rehte ho
maine kabhi kuch kaha..???

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Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

Aadmi keval 2 prakar ke hote hai

ek to jinda

aur

dusare

Shadishuda :D

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Wife: Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad

You can’t stop laughing.

Wife: Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge.
Husband: Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi! :lol:

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Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani

Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani:

Aap ke pass dimag hai,
Chalta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap Smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Aap ke pass Mobile hai,
Call aur Msg nahi karte alag baat hai.

Kafi izzat hai Aap ki,
Koi karta nahi Alag baat hai.

Aap ki itni Bezzti ho rahi hai,
phir bhi Aap SmS padh rahe ho kya baat hai..
HA HA HA :D

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Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh

Shopping mall ke bahar ek mast si ladki ko dekh ke.. pappu uske paas gaya aur bola
Pappu: Maine kaha jaanu i love you.
Ladki: Tere jaiso pe to main tatti bhi ni karti.
Pappu muskurate hue: Phir kya huya sohnyo, ek paad hi maar do.

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  • LADKI KI PAAD
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Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp!!

Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: tu Soya hai?
Boy: Nahi! Mungfali hun..!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: See ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank u… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED turant!!!

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
*BLOCKED Forever!!!*

And the best one..

After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi!!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*

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Ek ladka gutter me gir gaya

1 ladka gutter me gir gaya…
tabhi 1 ladki ki awaz aayi
surf excel hena ‘daag ache hai’

Boy: Teri MC, daag itne ache hai to..
niche whisper kyu lagati hai. :D

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Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri

Ek Aisi Cheez Bataa jo hai toh teri,
lekin Hamesha Dusre Lete Hain?
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Abe… Tera NAAM Yaar!!!!

Tu Gaa*d Samajh Raha Hoga na…

Chal Koi Baat nahi..
Tu bhi Apni Jagah Sahi Hai…!!!! :D

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