Insult Sms, SMS JOKES

4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein
Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo
Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta.

Boy: Can I Take Your Picture?
Girl: Well Of course, Why Not..!!

Boy Takes A Picture Then
He Says: Thank You Very Much,
I Just Love To Collect The
Images Of Natural Disasters..!!

Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??

Arz kiya hai..

Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai

Wah-wah !

Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.

Boy to Girl: tumhari Sandle bahot Aachi hai.
Girl: utaru kya???
Boy: nahi nahi.
Boy : Tumhare kapde bhi bahut achche hain.
Girl: ??
Boy: ab utaro!!

TAJJUB Hai:

Aap jaise samjhdar log bhi..
Road ke kinare katori lekar khade hote hai
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AKHIR KYO

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Sirf 2-4

Golgappe Khane ke liye!!

High class insult
Teacher- Tum aaj 50 min late aaye ho.
Ye koi time hai class me aane ka..

Student- Sir, mai late nahi aaya hu.
Mai to agle lecture ke liye jaldi aaya hu.

Only 2 things Can Change a women’s Mood..

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1) I Love You.

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2) 50% Disount!

Some realities:

-A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer!
-A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor!
-A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman!
-A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER.

*Conditions Apply. Exceptions

Killer Attitude
Teacher: why are u late!
Student: Does it really matter. You still get paid!!

Girl (wearing short clothes): am i looking Young??
Boy: open everything u will look like a NEW BORN BABY.