Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan
Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)
Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)
Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)
Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.
Ek aadmi chai wale se bade mood mein bola:
Yaar 1 sexy chai pilao.
Chai wala bola:
Hamre yaha GAAY ka DUDH aata hai,
BIPASA BASU ya MALLIKA ka nahi.
BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..
BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi. 
POTA: Bachcha kese paida hota hai?
DADA: Aasman se pari aati hai aur maa ke pet mein rakh deti hai.
POTA: DADDU, Wo suhagrat wala system khatam ho gaya kya?
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Boy: Can i have a bite of ur dairy milk?
Girl: Kya main apko janti hu.
Boy: Jaldi de de behen Samosa khake aaya hu.
mirchi lagi hai
drame baad mein kar liyo.
Ek aadmi pepsi saamne rakh ke udas betha tha.
Dost aaya pepsi Pee kar bola: kyun udaas hai?
Aadmi: Aaj to din hi kharab hai,
Subah Biwi se jhagda ho gaya,
Raste mein car kharab,
Office late, Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
Ab suicide ke liye Pepsi mein zahar milaya tha.
Wo bhi tu pi gya..
Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 4u and your parents.
