Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Fir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hu!
A boy called FM radio & said:
I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu.
Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz
One day,
A Chini was in hospital.
Santa went to meet him…
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china to know the meaning,
that was:
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Pipe se saans nahi le paya..
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!! 
Paper de de ker Dimagh aisa ho gya hai
Mummy Pochtin hai khane mein kua dun?
To Me Kehta Hun Section-B se kuch bhi de do.
After a consult, the doctor says:
I’ve got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin….
Doctor: Oh… Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.
GIRL- Plz don’t drink and drive… Accident bohot ho rahe aaj kal
BOY- Thanx baby you’re so caring.
FRIENDS- Plz dont drink and drive… Accident bohot ho rahe aaj kal
BOY- Baap ko mat sikha… SALAE CHUTIYE
Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi
Miss: No
Santa: Kamaal Hai
Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha
Miss call
