Boy: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl: Kyun btau? mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!
Boy: Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni ferari mein betha raha hun!
Girl: Neha, B.com 2nd Yr
Wo samne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/B,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain,
Tution timings 6 to 8.
Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you,
otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.
Husband: Of course they must be smart,
thats why they escaped from you.
Girl: Kon ho tum?
Boy: hasrat tumhari
Girl: chahtey kya ho
Boy: mohhabat tumhari
Girl: pachtaoge tum
Boy: kismat humari
Girl: married hu main
Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti
MANHOOS NAARI
Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses?
Boy: Because facebook keeps asking
me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.
Tags: Facebook Sms
An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip..
They setup their tent & fell asleep.
Some hours later, … Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,?
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: And what does that tel u.?
Son: Astronomically,it tells there r millions of galaxies & planets.
Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot ‘some one has stolen our tent
Moral : Education ruins our commonsense.
Beta: ammi kya pasnd ki shadi karne se gahr wale naraz hote hain?
Maa: tu yakenan ksi churail k chakar me hoga or ye sb tjhe usi dayin ny kaha hoga,
ye lrkyan to bs lrkon ko phnsane me lgi rhti hen jahan acha lrka dekha shru ho gyin,
beta inse bch k rhna ye bht makkar hoti hen or inka to khandan bhi…
Beta: ammi esa kch nhe wo to abbu bta rahe the k ap dono ki psnd k shadi thi…. lol
Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad ..
How Much In Total You Have??
Student: Rs 10
Teacher: You idiot You Fool
You Don’t Know Maths
Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad
Ek baccha muskurate huye paida hua…
Nurse: kyu has rahe ho..??
bache ne muthi kholi aur I-Pill ki goli
nikal kar dikhai or bola..
“don ko maarna mushkil hi nai namumkin hai”
Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Girl: Um… (looks to boyfriend for help)?
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where’s her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren’t the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I’ll give you one more day to get it finished!
Traffic Cop: Didn’t You Hear
My Whistle, Madam?
Girl: Yes, But I Don’t
Like Flirting While I’m Driving..!!
