Jokes, SMS JOKES

Santa to Dr.:
Meri biwi ne petrol pi liya hai aur bhag rahi hai.

Dr.: Tension mat lo
Jub
Petrol khatam ho jayega to wo aa jayegi.

Santa was smoking in front of his father.
His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai?
Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Wife: Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao.
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Petrol pump chaltay hain.

Petrol ke daam badne par Santa bola:
Mainu koi phark nahi parta,
pahle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha
ab bhi 100 ka hi bharwata hoon!

Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan

Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)

Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)

Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)

Bhakt: Baba mein dukhi hu.
NIRMAL BABA: Aap ke pas SmsJokes4u ke sms aate hai.
Bhakt: Haanji
Baba: Reply karte ho
Bhakt: Nahi
Baba: Roj reply karo..
Kripa aani shuru ho jaygi.

Ek aadmi chai wale se bade mood mein bola:
Yaar 1 sexy chai pilao.

Chai wala bola:
Hamre yaha GAAY ka DUDH aata hai,
BIPASA BASU ya MALLIKA ka nahi.

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..

BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi.

POTA: Bachcha kese paida hota hai?
DADA: Aasman se pari aati hai aur maa ke pet mein rakh deti hai.
POTA: DADDU, Wo suhagrat wala system khatam ho gaya kya?