Jokes, SMS JOKES

Kabhi Amitabh bachchan kehta hai
“Rishte me hum tumhare baap lgte hai”

Aur ab keh raha hai
“Buddha hoga tera baap”
Apne hi jaal main phass gaya Pagal!

In a party a handsome guy asked a Girl,
Ru going to dance?
She felt so happy & said yes
Guy said- Thats Good, So can i have ur chair?

Wife ne Board dekha
Banarsi Saree Rs. 10/-
Nylon Rs. 8/-
Cotton saree Rs. 5/-
Wife: Give me Rs. 500/-
I’ll buy 50 sarees
Husband- Soordas ki Maa, press ki dukan hai

Pappu: Sister mujhe 1 Bottle blood dedo
Nurse: Blood Group bolo
Pappu: Koi bhi chalega
Nurse: Kaise chalega!
Pappu: Girlfrnd ko love letter likhna

Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota kya karu?
Akshay: Fruit do
Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do
Govinda: Usko pyar do
Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do!

Ek Ladka- Ladki hotel mein gaye
Waiter- Kya loge..?
Ladki- Sabjiyo waali “Gujiya”
Waiter- What??
Ladka- Ye Biharan hai “Momos” maang rahi hai

Biology teacher:
Ager ladki ko Asthma attack aaye to use der tak apne honto se sans do..

Stud: wo to thik hai, Lekin aisa kya kre ke usey Asthma attack aaye?

Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai
“Ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai”

Dulha bolta hai:
Don’t worry jate hi loot lunga

Height of Embarrassment
Man sitting with his wife in park,
another lady comes to his wife & says
paise pehly le lena
ye admi bad me bohat lafra krta hai

Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!