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Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!

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Hyderabadi mothers Funny SMS

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!

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Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki

Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki
Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
Kya Haal Hai ??

Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: Theek Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai: Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aadmi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain..
Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun ??
Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola:
Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai:
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Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu..
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai.. πŸ˜€

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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?

Ladki sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf aap ke liye..

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Dudh Aur Ladki me Kya Fark Hai!!

Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai!!

Socho

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Socho

Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai

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Pati to patni: Are sunti ho!

PATI: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !

PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata.. πŸ˜€

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Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada

Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki
mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa: Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

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Student: Teacher main baap kaise banunga??

Student: Teacher main baap kaise banunga..??
Teacher: Ek pari aasman se aayegi aur
tumhari wife ko baby de degi..

Student: Toh maine leni kis ki hai, Wife ki ya pari ki…??

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Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor: Ye potty nahi halwa hai.
Biwi: ek phone karlu??
Doctor: kyon?
Biwi: Unko batana hai ki..
potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai..!! πŸ˜†

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Alia Bhatt Funny SMS Jokes

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
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Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!

Alia Bhatt spl..

Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
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Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It’s B. An Elephant
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Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld!!!
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Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
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Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK..
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???
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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!
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Do you see Formula 1 ??
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
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Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is 4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!
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Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar!!!
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Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?

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