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After KICK, Salman Khan’s upcoming Movie

KICK ke bad..
Salman Khan ki upcoming Movie..

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SELFSTART 😆

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The Director of the movie Life of Pi is planning

The Director of the movie ‘Life of Pi’, is planning 3 more movies in India.

The first movie, casting Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Abhishek Bachchan is titled.. ‘Life Of Rai’

The Second, casting Shiney Ahuja is ‘Life Of Bai’

The Third, casting Sunny Leone is called ‘Life On Char Pai’

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My Computer Funny SMS

Santa ring a call center:
My internet is not working properly.

Officer: Ok, Double click on ‘My computer’
Santa: I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on ‘My computer’ on ur computer
Santa: How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer: Listen,
There is an icon labelled ‘My Computer’ on ur computer
Ok double click on it

Santa: What the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer: Double click on ur computer
Santa: On which Icon ‘ve to click
Officer: ‘My Computer’

Santa: Oh Teri……Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office.
I’ll come there and click on ur ‘Computer’.

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Ek Train me 3 Ladkiyan Safar kar rahi thi

Ek Train me 3 Ladkiyan Safar kar rahi thi..
Nxt Station se 3 Ladke saamne ki Seat par aakar baithe..
Thodi der baad un Logon
ne Aapas me Baatcheet chalu ki..
Ladko ne Ladkiyon se kaha:
‘Pehle hum Aapas me apna Parichay dede..’
Beech me baithi Ladki jo
jyada Hoshiyar thi usne Ladkiyon ka Parichay kuch is tarah diya:
‘Main to Main hu, Rightwali meri Behen hai, aur Leftwali meri Maa.’

Ladke Samajh gaye ki beech wali unka Mazak uda rhi hai..
Ladke engineer the, kam na the..
Beechwale Ladke ne Ladko ka Parichay kuch is tarah diya
‘Mein to chodu hoon,
Rightwala BC hai aur..
Leftwala MC hai’

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Teacher ek baccha se

Teacher (baccha se): Agar ek nimbu ka ped samundar ke beach me hai
to tum usme se nimbu kaisa todoge?
Baccha: Me chidiya ban kar jaunga aur tod ke launga
Teacher: Tumko chidiya kya tumhara bap banayega
Baccha: to samundar ke beach nimbu ka ped kya tumhara bap lagayega.

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  • good jokes for college students

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha

Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha
aur tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo,
school shuru kar diya karo. 😀

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Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui..

Press reporter: Fir aapne kyakiya??

Maa: Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di.. fir ja k santa hua..

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Summer special

Summer special –

Santa was Crying Neighbor asked:
Oye ki hoya Paji?

Santa: 2 ton da A.C. kharida si..
ghar ja ke weight kita,
35 kilo da nikla.

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7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the

7 sadhu 7 chatai par baithe the, ashram mein

Ek aadmi aaya aur sabse bade sadhu se pucha:
‘Baba biwi control nahi hoti, kya karu?

Sadhu (chote sadhu se): Ek chatai aur laga BHAI ke liye.

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Strange Facts Funny SMS

STRANGE FACTS

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec ke baad pet me pahuchta hai.

2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai

3. Har mard ke Lu*d ki lambaai uske hath ke anguthe se double hoti hai.

4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.

5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi hai.

Naap le Bhai, pehle tu lu*d hi naap le – Facts ki Maa ki – tu lu*d naap!

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