Hyderabadi mothers Funny SMS

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, pill kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!

Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki

Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki
Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
Kya Haal Hai ??

Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: Theek Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai: Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aadmi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain..
Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun ??
Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola:
Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai:
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Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu..
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai.. πŸ˜€