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Maria Sharapova’s Interview

Maria sharapova’s interview
Interviewer- Do u know sachin tendulkar.
Sharapova- No i dont know him
Interviewer- Okay, do u know sania mirza.
Sharapova- Oh Yes i do.
Interviewer- Do u know sania mirza’s husband Shoeib malik.
Sharpova- Yes
Interviewer- Haan toh bas uska Baap sachin tendulkar hain!!

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Samosa said to Aloo

Samosa said to Aloo:
Jab mein fry hota hun to tumhe cover kar ke
garam oil se bacha leta hu because i luv u..

Aloo said:-
Jab log Tumhe fry hone ke foran baad khate hai
to main unka muh jala deta hun becoz I Luv u too..

Moral-
Inki love story pe na jayein..
Samosa thanda karke khaiyen..

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Ek Aalu ne Bhindi ke cell pe i love u ka sms bheja

Ek Aalu ne Bhindi ke cell pe i love u ka sms bheja.
Bhindi ne aalu ko phone karke bahut sunaya.. boli:
Tum itne mote, saste.. aur main ekdum slim and sexy..

Aalu ka toh dil hi toot gaya.. aur phir usne itni sabziya fansaayi ki aaj aap dekh sakte ho..

Aalu-Ghobi
Aalu-Bengan
Aalu-Shimla Mirch
Aalu-Paalak
Aalu-Matar
Aalu-Gaajar
Aalu-Chhole
Aalu-Methi
Aur Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

Moral:
Jo attitude dikhata hai, akela reh jaata hai..

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Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi

Do Ladkiyaan Train Mein Safar Kar Rahi Thi,
Ek Ladki Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Dusri Se Puchha
Ladki: Tujhe Kaisa Pati Chahiye?
Dusri: Mujhe Crorepati Chahiye
Pahli: Crorepati Na Mile To?
Dusri: 50 Lakh Ke 2 Pati Chalenge
Pahli: 50 Lakh Ke Na Mile To?
Dusri: 25 Lakh Ke 4 Pati Bhi Chalenge
Uppar Birth Pe Lete Hue Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola.
Santa: Jab Ye 1000 Rupaye Pe Aaye To Mujhe Bata Dena

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Singham Effect

SINGHAM Effect:-
Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chhya gaavat, fail ho gaya.
Dad: Besharam! Nalayak.
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.
Boy: Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.
Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata maaji satakli re.
Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
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Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :P:D

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Sindhi ki wife karte hue

Sindhi ki wife sex karte hue:
Sunoji, Is condom se mujhe 15vi bar kar rahe ho, Ab bas bhi karo..

Sindhi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2015 hai! :D

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Suhagraat mein Builder wife se

Suhagraat mein.
BUILDER: Tere hoth Duplex jaise hain,
figure Landscape Garden ki tarah hai.
WIFE: Ab Bhumi-Pujan bhi karoge ya mazdoor bulaun. :D

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Baba: Beta apne se badi nari ko maa

Baba: Beta apne se badi nari ko maa,
barabar wali ko bahan ur choti ko beti mana karo.

Bhakt: To baba ye l*nd aap hi rakh lo..
Jadi Buti kootne ke kam ayega..!! :D

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Husband apne sasural me biwi se

Husband apne sasural me biwi se:
Aaj sex ho jaye..

Biwi: Nahi hum papa ke ghar hai..

Husband: To kya mere BAAP ka ghar Randikhana hai
jo roz taiyar ho jati hai..!!

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Bhakt, Nirmal baba se bola

Bhakt, Nirmal baba se bola –
Baba har saal bachha paida ho jaata hai, kya karu?

Baba- Condom use karte Ho.
Bhakt- karta Hu.
Baba- Condom mohalle me baant do,
kripa wahi se aa rahi hai. :lol:

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