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Ek college ke kuch ladke roz ek hotel me jate aur

Ek college ke kuch ladke roz ek hotel
me jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob pareshan karte the..

Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua
aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip dekar maafi mangi
Sorry bhai,
Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi pareshan nahi krenge.

Waiter khush hokar bola Thanx bhai
main bhi waada karta hoon Ki
aaj ke baad aap logoki coffee me THUKA nahi krunga.

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12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia

12 Saal ke Ladke Ne 20 Saal ki Ladki ko Phool dia
Ladki ne Kiss dia
Wo Ghabra ke Bhaga
Ladki ne Pucha: Kya Hua
Ladka: Guldasta le ke aa raha hu.

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Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak

Teacher Board pe likh rahi thi, Achanak..
Bittu- Madam Aapka Whisper niche gir gaya.

Teacher ne Ghabra ke niche dekha aur
Bittu ko Zor Se Thappad Mara aur kaha-
Haramzade iise DUSTER kehte hai..!! :roll:

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Child: Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?

Child (Dog sex dekh ke):
Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hai?

Dad (thinking of the child’s innocence says with a smile):
Beta woh kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai..

Child (with a confuse look on his face):
Araam se bhi samjha sakta hai, G**nd marne ki kya zarurat hai..!

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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO

To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!

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See Shradha kapoor’s luck

See Shradha kapoor’s luck..
Movie 1: Aashiqui 2 me BEWDA mila.
Movie 2: Ek villain me GUNDA (lafanga) mila.
Movie 3: Haider me ATANKWADI mila.

Baap ne koi acche karm kiye hote toh koi HERO milta na.. πŸ˜€

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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !

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Ladies Toilet SMS

A santa entered a ladies toilet..
Lady: Ye Mahilaon ke Liye Hai.

Santa Laughed, opened his zip:
Ye konsa garam masala kootne ke liye hai,
‘Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai..!!’

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Once a girl asked a boy

Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units to measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance etc.
But nothing to measure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why??

Boy thought for a while, took her in arms, looked in her deep eyes n said:
Dekho meri jaan !!
Deni hai to do….
Ye chutiyapanti ke sawal pooch k dimaag ki maa na cho*o. :roll:

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If you touch 2015 calender you will get a Shock

If u touch 2015 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know why?
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Bcoz
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2015 is ‘CURRENT’ year.. πŸ˜†

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