Jokes (Latest SMS)


Girl Demanded for Ice Cream, Jokes

Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.




Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho, Jokes

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.

Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.




Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte, Jokes

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!




Ek aurat saheli se, Jokes

Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.




Santa: Chaddi lelo Chaddi, Jokes

Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
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Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!




Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha, Jokes

Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.




Ek din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega, Jokes

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?




Santa: Dettol sabun hai?, Jokes

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.




1 marij ankh operation ke bad fees bachane ke liye, Jokes

1 marij ankh operation ke bad fees bachane ke liye bola:
Kuch nahi dikh raha..

Dr. ne nurse ke kapde utar die

Dr.: Ab dikha?
Marij: No
Dr.: Mad*rchod fir L*nd kaise khada hua.




1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha, Jokes

1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai.

Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!