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STRANGE FACTS

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec ke baad pet me pahuchta hai.

2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai

3. Har mard ke Lu*d ki lambaai uske hath ke anguthe se double hoti hai.

4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.

5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi hai.

Naap le Bhai, pehle tu lu*d hi naap le – Facts ki Maa ki – tu lu*d naap!

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Monsoon Special

Monsoon Special

Gupta ji ne nayi Car li aur Car ke Peeche Likhwaya
‘Saawan ko Aane do’

Peeche se Truck ne Thok diya..

Truck par Likha tha
‘Aaya Saawan Jhoom ke…!!’

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Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai

Professor: Ek platform 2km lambaa hai..
Aandhi chal rahi hai, 60km/hr ki speed se.

Ek train aayi aur delhi se Mumbai ki taraf Chali gayi,

To Sawal ye hai ki: Meri Umar Kitni hai.?? !!

Sab Bachhe Hairaan ho ke ek Doosre ki Shakal dekhne Lage,

Thode der baad Ek bachche ne jawab dene ke liye haath uthaaya,

Student: Sir Aapki Umar 42 saal hai,
Professor: Shabaash, Lekin tumne kaise Calculate kiya ??

Student: Sir hamare ghar ke paas ek ladka rehta hai wo
AADHA CHUTIYA hai aur uski umar 21 saala hai

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Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana

Grammar Teacher: Iss muhaavre ka udaahran do

‘Begaani shaadi mein Abdullah deewana’

Chantu: Hindustaaniyon ka raat bhar jaag kar Fifa World Cup dekhna!

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A female secretary got an expensive pen

A female secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said:
Your p*nis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke.
I loved its perfect size and grip.
Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot

Moral: A ‘space’ is an essential part of English grammar.

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Wo kon si chiz hai jo khudko rahat aur dusro ko

Wo kon si chiz hai jo khudko rahat..
aur dusro ko pareshani 1 sath deti hai
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Nahi maloom
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Pakka nahi pata
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Nahi pata
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Solid Breakup

(SOLID BREAKUP)
Boy aur girl dono hath me hath daale jaa rahe the…
suddenly.. 1 BACHCHA aaya or bola bhaiya
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kal wali didi jyada achhi thi..

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Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega

Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega..
use main ek pappi dungi.

Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao. 😀

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Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi

Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon?

Wife: Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah??
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Husband: Silent..(thinking.. Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) 😀

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In India when couples go to bed

One of the best Joke
In USA when couples go to bed they say..
Good Night My Love

in UK.. Sweet Dreams Darling

In India..
Cylinder band kar diya tha na? 😆

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