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Innovative India SMS

Innovative India:

An American asked a Indian child: How old are you ?
Child replied:
Ghar pe 11, salve
School me 12,
Bus me 10,
Train me 7 &
Facebook pe 18..!!!

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai

Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?

Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!

Hyderabadi mothers Funny SMS

Hyderabadi mothers..
Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, pill kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!

Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki

Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki
Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
Kya Haal Hai ??

Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: Theek Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai: Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aadmi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain..
Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun ??
Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola:
Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai:
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.
.
Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu..
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se

Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate ?

Ladki sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, hospital aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf aap ke liye..

Dudh Aur Ladki me Kya Fark Hai!!

Dudh Aur Ladki Me Kya Fark Hai!!

Socho

.

Socho

Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai

Pati to patni: Are sunti ho!

PATI: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !

PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata.. ๐Ÿ˜€

Son to Dad: Papa, Mein itna bada

Son to Dad: Papa, visit this site Mein itna bada kab hounga ki
mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku?

Papa: Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

Student: Teacher main baap kaise banunga??

Student: Teacher main baap kaise banunga..??
Teacher: Ek pari aasman se aayegi aur
tumhari wife ko baby de degi..

Student: Toh maine leni kis ki hai, ambulance Wife ki ya pari ki…??

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi

Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi.
Doctor: Ye potty nahi halwa hai.
Biwi: ek phone karlu??
Doctor: kyon?
Biwi: Unko batana hai ki..
potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai..!! ๐Ÿ˜†

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