Mom: Beta where are u now? Its 1.00 A.M. na beta come home fast!
Son: whos dis ??
Mom: Arre o murde!! zaleel kaha hai re tu?
itti raat hogayi na, kidar marra re. awara gardi karte huye. jaldi ghar ku aa..
Son: aji ammi tum hai… itti izzat se baat karre to mai samjha ki ABBA dusri shadi karliye.. Abhi aaroo!!
Ek Aadmi Public Toilet Mein Betha Tha Ki
Achanak Sath Wale Toilet Se Awaz Aai:
Kya Haal Hai ??
Aadmi: Ghabra Kar: Theek Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai: Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aadmi: Bhai Jo Sab Yahan Karte Hain..
Phir Awaz Aai: Main Aa Jaun ??
Aadmi: Pareshan Ho Gya aur Jaldi Se Bola:
Nahi Nahi Main akela hi thik Hu..
Phir Awaz Aai:
Acha Yaar Main Tumhein Baad Mein Call Karta Hu..
Abhi Koi Ullu Ka Patha Sath Wale Toilet Se
Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Raha Hai.. 😀
Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!
Alia Bhatt spl..
Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It’s B. An Elephant
Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld!!!
Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK..
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???
When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!
Do you see Formula 1 ??
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is 4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!
Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar!!!
Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?