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Ek sindhi akhrot bech raha tha Marathi ne poocha, Jokes

Ek sindhi akhrot bech raha tha Marathi ne poocha,
ye khane se kya hota hai ?
Sindhi: dimagh tez hota hai.
Marathi: kaise?
Sindhi: Acchha ye batao 1 kilo chaawal me kitne daane hote hain?
Marathi: pata naheen..
Sindhi ne usko akhrot khilaya aur bola:
Batao 1darzan me kitne kele hote hai ?
Marathi: 12
Sindhi: dekha, dimaag tez hua na..
Marathi: 1 kilo de do..
Jay Julelal :D


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Ladki wale ladke se: beta kya kerte ho?, Jokes

Ladki wale (ladke se): beta kya kerte ho?
Ladka: Jee admin department mein Hun..
Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta.
Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun.
Dedicated to All Admins :D

Bin pagari full adhikari




Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?, Jokes

Santa: Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai?

Banta: Iske 3 fayde hain.
1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
3. Padhne ke liye company mil Jati.




Ek dost dusre dost ko raat 2 baje phone karta hai, Jokes

1 dost dusre dost ko raat 2 bje phone karta hai
1st: hello, bhai jaldi aa kuch kaam hai
2nd: kya kaam hai yaar muje nind aa rahi hai, main nahi aa raha..
1st: yaar plz aaja kuch jaruri kaam hai
2nd: muje nind aa rahi hai,
K bye…. Good Night Phone off.

kuch der baad 2nd dost ko lagta hai. jaruri kaam hoga, wo rat 2 bje us dost k ghar jata hai

2nd: ha bol kya kaam hai?
1st: bhai, wo light aur TV band karde …




Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli, Jokes

Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli:
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,

Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?




Ek Train ke niche 100 Sardar aa gaye, Jokes

1 Train ke niche 100 Sardar aa gaye!

99 Mar gaye…
1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha: Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?

Sardar bola: Galat Announcement ki vajah se,
Announcement huva tha ke Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi…

Reporter: Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!

Sardar: Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha.




Marvadi vs Sindhi, Jokes

Marvadi vs Sindhi

A Marwadi Boy fell LOVE with a Sindhi Girl…

Sindhi Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me niche SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant ander aa jana !!!

But Boy sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya.

Sindhi Girl: Itna der kyo laga di???

Marwari Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha!!!

Sindhi Girl: pagal woh to “DHAAGA BAANDH” ke feka tha, wapas khich liya!!




Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?, Jokes

Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?

Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?!

Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare,
baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..




Bahu: I am going to supermarket, Jokes

Bahu: I am going to supermarket.

Aloknath: Take my sanskaar.

Bahu: Ab baas bhi karo.

Aloknath: Arre I mean my son’s car. :D


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Biwi ek din office se thoda jaldi ghar pahuchi toh, Jokes

Biwi ek din office se thoda jaldi ghar pahuchi toh
chup-chaap bedroom ka darwaza khola toh….
dekha ke kambal mein 2 ke bajaye 4 taangein nazar aa rahi thi.

Usne ek cricket bat uthaya aur zor-zor se maarna shuru ho gayi.

Jab maar-maar ke thak gyi toh paani peene kitchen mein gayi…
aur dekha ki uska PATI bahar balcony mein bathe magazine padh raha hai.

Pati bola:
Tumhare Mummy-Papa aye hain aur maine unko bedroom mein sulaya hai.
Jaa ke mil lo..