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Ek aadmi raat mein sharab pee kar ghar aaya

Ek aadmi raat mein sharab pee kar ghar aaya,
Aur sote-sote bhagwan ko pyara ho gaya.
Upar jakar usne bhagwan se jeene ka dusra chance maanga,
Bhagwan ne use murgi bana kar wapis bhej diya.
Murgi ban kar usne ek anda diya,
Jaise hi usne ande ko dekha to uske hosh udd gaye..
Anda Sone Ka Tha..
Khushi Mein Usne zor lagayea aur Ek Aur Anda diya..
Aur
Jaise hi wo teesra anda dene k liye zorr lagane laga to uske sar pe kisi ne joota maara..
Aur jab usne aankhein kholi to usne dekha biwi chilla rahi thi..

Uth Jaao!!!
Bistar pe TATTI kiye jaa rahe ho..!! :D

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Ek Ladka aur Ladki Pahaadon ki Taraf ne gaye

Ek Ladka aur Ladki Pahaadon ki Taraf ne gaye..
Boy: Ye Wo Pahaad Hai Jahan insaan Apna Naam Zor Se Pukaare toh
Jawaab Mein Pahaad Uske Lover Ka Naam Leta Hai..
Boy Zor Se Apna Naam Leta Hai: Prateeeeeekkk!!
Pahaad Se Awaaz Aati Hai:
Seemmmaaaa
Seeemmmaaaa!!
Girl Ye Sunn Kar Bahot Khush Hoti Hai..

Phir Wo Bhi Zor Se Pukaarti Hai: Seemmmmaaaa!!

Pahaad Se Awaaz Aati Hai:
Aman.. Vikas.. Rajesh.. Kamal..
Anil.. Gaurav.. Tushar.. Prasoon..
Manish.. Nikhil.. shyam.. gaurav..
Vikaas Aur Prateek !!
Aur Phir Ladka Behosh

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Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli

Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli: Karo?
Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata
Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao,
wife ne kapde utare… husband ne bhi kapde utaare
fir.. Wife ne letker taange utha li to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha li or bola ab?
Wife: ab aisa kar Bhosdike Bahar se 3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Husband: aur teesra?
Wife- teesra free ka whatsapp msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. :lol:

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Man: Doctor Sahib, Kamzooori Bahut Hai.

Man: Doctor Sahib, Kamzooori Bahut Hai.
Doctor: Doodh Daba Kar Piya Karo.
Man: Doctor Sahib Doodh to Bahut Peeta Hoon, Par Woh Zyada Dabane Nahi Deti. :D

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Sexy Lady in Sexy voice

Sexy Lady in Sexy voice: Batao Meri panty me kya hai?

Batao?

Husband (with confidence): Elastic hi hoga,
Aaj-kal naadewali kaun pehenta hai.!

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Ek pandit ki taang jal gayi

Ek pandit ki taang jal gayi.
Doctor ne Burnol aur viagra likh di,
pandit bola Burnol to samajh aata hai par viagra kyon?
Dr: Usse dhoti Unchi rahegi.

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Lady to Doctor

Lady to Dr.: Mere husband ka bahut lamba hai.
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai.
Dr.: Chota karna hai kya?
Lady: Na ji na.. Kaleja thoda upar ho sakta hai!?

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Santa: Ab bata rahi hai jab

Sardar sex kar raha tha galti se peeche daal diya.
Biwi: Oji truck galat gudaam me jaa raha hai.
Santa: Ab bata rahi hai jab Maal Utaar Diya.

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Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li

Santa ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..

Dost ne pucha to bataya:
Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab
ladkiyan aakar kehti hain..
‘aage piche dono side karna’

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Wife: Teri to roz ki magaj mari hai

Wife: Janu Sex ho jaye.
Husband: Aaj Nahi.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband: Aaj Condom lana Bhul Gaya.
Wife: Teri to roz ki magaj mari hai lamination karvale!

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