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Girl to another girl: You are beautiful

Girl to another girl: You are beautiful.
Other girl: Thank you, you are beautiful too.

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BOY to another boy: You are handsome.
Other boy: Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale? :D

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Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki

Very Touching..

Santa: Kal pehli baar maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane ke liye Sharab ki Botal ka Sahara liya..

Banta: Phir kya hua ?

Santa: Hona kya tha.. fas gaya Bottle mein!!

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A bull was servicing the cows

A bull was servicing the cows..

Lady asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.

Lady looks at husband: You see?

Husband asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?

No sir it’s a different cow every time.

Man looks back to wife: you see!

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Pappu School der se pahuncha

Pappu School der se pahuncha..
TEACHR: Do u know value of periods,
Yes madem,
1bar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi hua to
Uski maa Behosh,
Bap ko Atack,
aur mera bhai Farrar. :lol:

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Ek sachchi ghatna jise sochkar insaan ki rooh

Ek sachchi ghatna jise sochkar
insaan ki rooh tak kaanp jaaye,

Lekin zaalimo ke haanth tak bhi nahi
kaanpe ye sab paap karte huye.

Indore ki ek 17 Saal ki LADKI,
Jisne abhi-abhi 12th pass ki thi,
Aur
Abhi jo din uske enjoy karne ke the.

Uske Sage MAMA ne behlaa fuslaa kar, Uska
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ENGINEERING ka form bharwa hi diyaa. :lol:

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Ladki wale: Ladka kya karta hai aap ka

Ladki waale: Ladka kya karta hai aap ka.
Maa: Bahut hi mehanti hai,
Subha-Sham laga rahta hai..
Candy Crush me 268 level par hai
aur whatsapp me 12 groups ka admin hai. 8O

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Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi to

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi to tum kya karogi?

Wife- Aadhe paise le kar Hamesha keliye mayke chali jaungi..
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi khush..

Husband- 20 Rs. ki lagi hai.. ye le 10 aur nikal. :D

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga.. :D

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Naukrani: Sahab anand aa raha hai

Naukrani: Sahab anand aa raha hai.

Malik tez karne laga.

Nokarni: Saaaahab aaaaaahhnand aaaaaah raaaahahh hai.

Malik aur tez karne laga.

Anand: Papa main aa gaya. :lol:

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Hello dominos?

Hello dominos?

Yes sir!!

6 large pizza,
6 garlic bread,
3 pepsi

kis nam se bheju sir?

Allah ke nam pe bhej de re baba.. :D

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