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Dhabe pe Pati ne 1 Banana Shake, Jokes

Dhabe pe Pati ne 1 Banana Shake
& patani ne 2 mosambi juice piye.

Counter Pe Payment ke Time
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.

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Lady to rikshwalla, Jokes

Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
Lady to rikshwalla: under tak jaayega?
Rikshawalla: Bilkul jaayega madam, aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.
Lady: Thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo. :D

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Write a short note on Maths!, Jokes

Teacher to student: Write a short note on MATHS!
Student: When maths was 13 yrs old, he created his first gf n loved her a lot..
but, One day when he broke up with her, she ran away & never came back.
Maths was very worried about her & from that day he had given all of us..
the task to find his ‘x’.

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Husband: Aadhi Raat ko Apni Moti Biwi ko Jaga ke Bola, Jokes

Husband: Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola…
Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai, Ya fir Ekdum Se mar jana?

Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota hai!!

Husband: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh de Aur Kissa Khatam Kar mera!!!

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Jaan I can’t live without you!, Jokes

Jaan I can’t live without you!
Will you marry me?



Here is the KILLING Reply –



Kaun mar raha hai ab!
I lost all my contacts,
kindly msg me your name. :D

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Choose any one animal from these, Jokes

Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future


Reply must.. M waiting..


Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa :D

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Santa USA mein tha, Jokes

Santa USA mein tha.
1 building mein aag lag gayi.
Santa Fire Brigade se:
Tum logo ko Niche fenko main Catch karunga.
Pehle 1 Ladka aaya phir ladki phir aadmi phir aurat.
Santa ne sab ko pakad liya.
Phir 1 negro aaya to Santa ne chhod diya aur bola:

Abey salo jo jal gye hai wo to mat fenko..!!

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Agar koi Ladki make-up karke, Sajdhaj kar, Jokes

Agar koi Ladki make-up karke,
Sajdhaj kar,
New dress pehan kar,
ya kisi function me
ja rahi ho..
Toh samajh lo..
Next day ya to uski profile pic change hogi ya…

Relationship status.. :D

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Santa: Veg aur non-veg film kya hoti hai, Jokes

Santa: Veg aur non-veg film kya hoti hai.

Banta: Film dekhte waqt agar ankh me pani aaye to veg,
underwear me pani aaye to non-veg.

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A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake, Jokes

A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!

Boss shouted : Do you know whom you’re talking to ?!

Junior: no!

Boss: I’m the boss of this office.

Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?

Boss: No!

Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)!!

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