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Santa to wife: Jaanu, Jokes

Santa- Jaanu,
tu mujhe din me Sardarji keh ke bulati hai
&
Raat ko sex ke time Gyani ji Aisa Q?

Wife: Bewakuf
Raat ko Gyani ji nahi
‘GAYA-NAHI-JI’ Kehti hu.

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Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video, Jokes

Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. =
Maza aa jayega Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi
Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi
Aur hum dance karte karte apne ghar vapas ayenge…. khushi k maare. :D

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Teacher: Pappu batao, Jokes

Teacher: Pappu batao,
Yea sign (%) tune kaha dekha.
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Awsme answer by Pappu: .
Teacher ji, jab car me
ladkiya sit belt pehnti hai.. :lol:

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Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho, Jokes

Santa: Banta bhai kahan ho,… kal toh saari raat offline
No msg
No audio
No video
kya baat he…
Kisi ka presure hai kya…???

Banta: raat ko net band tha,
to raat bhar biwi se baatein kari maine,
yaar acchi aurat hai… wo bhi :D

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Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola, Jokes

Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.

Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘ch*t’ idhar fekna.

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Ek padhe likhe aadmi ki shadi ek ganv ki, Jokes

Ek padhe likhe aadmi ki shadi ek ganv ki anpadh ladki se ho gayi
suhagrat se agli subha pati ne puchha:
Hamara praya-varan (atmosphere) pasand aaya?

Ladki shamrate hue:
haan ji, bas thoda sa mota tha.

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Bahu: Maaji Aapka ladka mujhe kabi Maa nahi bana sakta?, Jokes

Bahu: Maaji Aapka ladka mujhe kabi Maa nahi bana sakta?
Saas: Chup rah bewkuf,agar main b tere sasur ke
bharose rahti to aaj tu meri bahu na hoti.

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Achanak ladki ka husband aa gaya, Jokes

Santa and ladki sex kar rahe the.
Achanak ladki ka husband aa gaya.
Ladki ne santa ko cupboard me chhupa dia but
uski gotiyaaa darwaze ke bahar reh gayi.

Husband: Ye kya hai?
Wife: Ye maine nayi bell lagwayi hai.
Husband ne hila kar dekha, koi aawaj ni aayi,
zor se hilaya phir bhi koi aawaj nahi ayi.
Phir usne zor se mukka mara to Santa cupboard
se bahar akar rote hue bola.

Tingtong re MC Tingtong!!!

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Lady: Ek shampoo please, Jokes

Lady: Ek shampoo please.
Shopkeeper: Kya dhona hai?
Lady: Kya matlab kya dhona hai, baal dhone hai aur kya?
Shopkeeper: Head ke baal dhone hai toh HEAD & SHOULDERS aur panty ke baal dhone hai toh PANTENE lelo.
Lady: GARNIER de MC. Ga*d ke baal dhone hai.

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Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho, Jokes

Girl: kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
Boy: No.
Girl: Kyo?
Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.

Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath diya.
Girl: achha Gan*u.. Jab lu*d khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
Boy: Mera Dost, Jo ye msg padh raha hai… Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya! :D

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