Jokes Jokes & Messages


You are crossing the limits

Judge- U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai.
Judge- How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer- My Lord,
I Said- Kaun ‘Sa-Law’ kehta hai?




Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla

Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla..
Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee
Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha,
Cyber Cafe mein nahi..




Shadi mein dulhan ko Ghungat me kyun rakha jata hai?

Shadi mein dulhan ko Ghungat me kyun rakha jata hai???

Nahi pata

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Socho Socho!!

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Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
Abe ye to meri Girl friend thi




Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana Boyfriend bhi aaya tha

Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi Dulhe ho..
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final mein out ho gya,
Final dekhne aaya hu.




Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do

Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do.
Ladki: TAMATAR khao.
Bhikari: Roti dedo.
Ladki: TAMATAR khao.
Bhikari: Lao TAMATAR dedo.
Ladkiki maa: Ye totli kehti hai KAMAKAR khao




Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?

Mam: Girls kya Phen Sakti hai..?
Student: Saree, Suit, Jeans aur Skirt
Mam: Good, Ab Batao Girls kya Nahi Phen Sakti..?

Student Sharmate huve Bola:
CONDOM




Police- Jis car ne thoka, uska color or no. yaad hai?

Police- Jis car ne thoka,
uska color or no. yaad hai?

Boy- Wo to yaad nahi,
Lekin chalanewali ladki ke
Shirt ke 2 button khule the,
Bra black color ki thi,
Size 32″ hoga.




Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya

Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.

Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!

Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi




Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha-
dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai,
1st aayi hai.

boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh,
Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon.




Bhikari: 1 rupay de do

Bhikari: 1 rupay de do.
Lady: Sharam nahi aati itne smart,
khubsurat,
handsome,
nojawan ho ke bheek mangte ho!
Bhikari: Achcha darling phir 1 chumi hi de do.