Kiss Sms, Sms Jokes

In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
-Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
-Holding u tight pressed against each other: I want u.
-Looking into each other’s Eyes: I like u, for who u are.
-Playing with Hair: Let’s fool around.
-Arms around the Waist: I like u too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing: Im completely comfortable with u.

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
- Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together.
- Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go4ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?

Boy while kissing his girlfriend..
Boy- Thinks u baby..
4 give me ur chewing gum..
Girl- This is not chewing gum my love,
I’m suffering from cough!

I want to drink the water from your lips,
I want to hear the movement of your soul,
I want to touch the sound of your heart,
I want to be u.

Everyone in the world say,
U have changed a Lot
But no 1 in the world would look into ur eyes & say..
U have compromised a LOT

Can we do romance in the Mid Night today…
I’m in a good mood…
Just a little bit of kiss n biting…
Reply me soon…
Ur loving mosquito

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

What is kiss?

It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.

Those who understood forwrd it,othrs go & watch cartoon