Life Sms, Sms Jokes

10 Commandments of a relationship:
1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change without notice.
3. No man can possibly know all the rules.
4. The woman is never wrong.
5. If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said.
6. The man must apologies immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
7. The woman can change her mind at any time.
8. The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman.
9. The man must read the mind of the woman at all times.
10. At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.

Everything is Prewritten but
nothing can be Re-written in life,
So live the best and leave the rest to GOD.

Living alone is really better
than living with fake people,
who hate you but act like loving you.

The alphabets in CHEATING and TEACHING are same
Thus
The one who CHEATS U,
Always
TEACHES U something in LIFE?!
Never Ever Cheat ur friends

Life taught me lot of Lessons..
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But I bunked those Classes too.

Best moments of life:
1. To fall in love.
2. To clear ur last Exam.
3. To wake up n realize its still possible to sleep.
4. To get a phone call saying class is canceled.
5. To feel butterflie s every time you see DAT PERSON.
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed.
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child.
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening.
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone.
10. Walking alone on a silent road.
at night n listening to your fav songs.

It is trend of life to separate after meeting
This is the must famous fable of life.
Past moments never come back
This is the biggest tragedy of life.

If u want happiness for an hour?
take a nap.

If u want happiness 4a day?
go fishing.

If u want happiness 4a year?
inherit a fortune.

If u want happiness 4a lifetime?
help someone else.

Whether by STRANGE CO-INCIDENCE or DIVINE GUIDANCE in the course of our life,
We cross paths with MANY people!
SOME move towards us…OTHERS move away!
SOME we choose to remember.. OTHERS to forget!!
But with a SPECIAL few we seem to have no choice..
for each has made an impact on YOUR LIFE,
YOUR SOUL, YOUR HEART such that their memory will live on FOREVER!
these people we call FRIENDS.

Life asked to Death:
Why people love me and hate you?

Death replied:
Because you are a Beautiful Lie and i am a Painful Truth.