Life Sms, SMS JOKES

You have only two options in life
1-Accept
2-Change

Accept what u
can’t change.
or
Change what u
can’t accept..!!

Height of Addiction:

Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!

He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

Best Relations r like beautiful street lamps..
They may not make the distance shorter but they light ur path & make the journey easier.
Good Morning

1 Day DREAM asked LIFE:
When’ll we all come true?

LIFE smiled & replied: Never!!
Bcoz the Day all of U come true,
I’ll lost my meaning..!!

kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna,
kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,
Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,
magar

*KABHI*
*ALVIDA*
*NA KEHNA*

If a drop of water falls in a lake there is no identity,
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shines like a pearl.
So chose the best place where u can shine!

Injury+Friend = Medicine
lonely+Friend = Company
Death+Friend = Life
Tears+Friend = Smile
A way+Friend = Goal
In Short
Nothing+friend = EVERYTHING

It’s a mad world:
To be is to do- Socratis
To do is to be- Vivekananda
Do be do be do- Scooby Doo
Zoobee do be do- 3 idiots
To to do to to do- DoCoMo

Life never leaves u empty,
It always replaces everything u lost.
If it asks u to put something down,
It’s bcoz it wants u to pick up something better…!!

Don’t keep your dreams in your eyes,
because they may fall down.
Keep them in your heart,
so that every heartbeat will remind you about Your dream.