Love Sms, SMS JOKES

Who is a Psychiatrist?
A qualified person who gives you an expensive
& critical analysis about yourself,
which
Your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped 1st,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

When you wait doe someone for few minutes its need,
for few hour its trust ,
for few weeks its friendship,
but when you know that person won’t come n still u r waiting its love,
Love n Only Love

A Girl will Smile in Pain, Cry in Joy
-She will give Up all Her Pleasures, just for a Smile from Someone She Loves..?
-She will Change a 100 Dresses, n still not Like any.
-She will Shout Like Maniacs, Then Cry Like a little kid.
-She would Hug you, n forget the World.
-She would be Satisfied by a Simple: “Im there..”
-A Girl doesn’t Need big Things in Life, She is Happy with the Small Popcorn at the Movie.
-Value the Girls in Your Life, Be It Ur Mother, Sister, Grandmother, Wife, Love-mate or a Friend..
-She has given Her Soul for Ur Joy.
Respect Gals n make them feel Proud.

People r made to be loved and things r made to be used…
The confusion in this world is because people r being used
and things r being loved!!

Kids Love Letter

Dear Pinky,
Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai,
Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..
Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna.
Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai.
Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun
Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai
Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena.

Tumhara Cheeku…

Mistakes happen by situation not by intention..
So always try to know the reason behind every mistake of ur loved ones..
Thats the way to value a relation..

Loving someone who doesn’t love us is like
Batting when we need 7 runs in 1 ball..
We know its impossible,
but we just have 2 keep trying..
There may be a no-ball.

Kyo jab bhi tuje sochti hu
Barsaat hoti hai,
Baraste pani sa yaad judthi hai,
Dil phir sochta hai tuje,
Kya abhi bhi kuch baki hai,
Har kushi hai tere pass,
Phir bhi kyoi udassi mahsoos hoti hai,
Dil ka ristha nahi hai ye,
Phir bhi dil se nikalta kyoi nahi,
Khali pan bartha kyo nahi,
Shayad barastha pani ehsaas dilta hai, tu saath hai dur nahi .

PYAR means
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, ke kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..
So dont PYAR :\