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Marriage-Wedding SMS

Funny Marriage Wedding SMs Jokes, Shadishuda

Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:

1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.

2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.

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  • marriage shayari
  • marriage shayari funny

Married Man on OLX

Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com

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‘A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by Mistake.’

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  • fny sms
  • olx jokes

Suhaag Raat me Wife

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

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  • double meaning jokes in hindi for whatsapp
  • whatsapp double meaning jokes

Suhagaraat ko Pati apni Patni se

Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

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Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!

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  • biwi or shohar ki gandi joke
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Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga
‘Dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena ke..
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
(-,-)
_/ >
_/\_

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  • funny messages for friends in hindi
  • funny messages in hindi for friends

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya,

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena MC dega !

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • Shadi ki pehli raat
  • shadi ki pehli raat in hindi

Salman khan SMS

Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:

Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!

Bhai tu shaadi karle toofan Teri zindagi mein apne aap aa jayega!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Search Terms for SMS & Shayari:

  • hindi film funny jokes
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