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Marriage-Wedding SMS

Funny Marriage Wedding SMs Jokes, Shadishuda

Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:

1. Gumshuda (n)- state of being physically lost.

2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, healing mentally and financially lost.

Married Man on OLX

Best line written by a Married Man on Olx.com

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‘A Wedding suit
for sale, viagra approved used
only once by Mistake.’

Suhaag Raat me Wife

Suhaag Raat me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.

Suhagaraat ko Pati apni Patni se

Suhagaraat ko PATI apni PATNI se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, erectile Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai. 😀

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, viagra 100mg aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, dosage unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga
‘Dosto’.
Bhool jaon to samajh lena ke..
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Shadi ho gai hai Meri
(-, viagra sale -)
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Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya, diagnosis

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena MC dega !

Salman khan SMS

Salman khan is always seen in thumps up ad saying:

Aaj kuch toofani karte hai!!!

Bhai tu shaadi karle toofan Teri zindagi mein apne aap aa jayega!!! 😀

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