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Modi SMS Joke, Modi to Rajnikant

Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..

He picked the call..

Namo: Hello Rajnikant, this web kaise ho..!

Rajnikant shocked

Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..

Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..

RajniKant shocked modi rocks!! 😀

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Obama Modi SMS Jokes

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember, generic   you called me in navaratri…

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Dear Modi Ji

Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.

Apka bahut prachar kiya hai.. 😀

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After Coffee with karan star world is planning

After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
– Tea with Modi
– Horlicks with rahul &
– Cough syrup with arvind 😀

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Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, sildenafil kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do. 😀

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Modi ji sirf acche din denge

Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga! 😈

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Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi

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kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!

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Modi to Nittish

Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.

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Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..

IIT me bhejke kejriwal. 😆

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Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai. 😆

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