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Modi SMS Joke, Modi to Rajnikant

Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..

He picked the call..

Namo: Hello Rajnikant, this web kaise ho..!

Rajnikant shocked

Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..

Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..

RajniKant shocked modi rocks!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Obama Modi SMS Jokes

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember, generic   you called me in navaratri…

Dear Modi Ji

Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.

Apka bahut prachar kiya hai.. ๐Ÿ˜€

After Coffee with karan star world is planning

After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
– Tea with Modi
– Horlicks with rahul &
– Cough syrup with arvind ๐Ÿ˜€

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, sildenafil kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do. ๐Ÿ˜€

Modi ji sirf acche din denge

Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi

Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi, viagra sale

kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!

Modi to Nittish

Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..

IIT me bhejke kejriwal. ๐Ÿ˜†

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai. ๐Ÿ˜†

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