Naughty SMS (Latest SMS)


Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar, Naughty SMS

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! :D




Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi, Naughty SMS

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi..
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Yun ghanto baith kar TOILET me zor lagana fizool hai..!!

Moral: Har msg larki par nahi hota. :lol:




If you touch 2014 calender you will get a Shock, Naughty SMS

If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know why?
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Bcoz
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2014 is ‘CURRENT’ year.. :lol:




Ek Chuha Tha, Naughty SMS

Ek ‘CHUHA’ THA?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
Warna itna kuch likha tha..
aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat. :D




Maut aur mohabatt toh bas naam se badnaam hai, Naughty SMS

Maut aur mohabatt toh
bas naam se
badnaam hai..
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Asli Dard toh-
‘Slow internet’ deta hai.. :D




Confused SMS, Naughty SMS

Hai,
smart,
bahot,
woh,
hai,
bheja,
ne,
jis,
aur,
hu,
raha,
padh,
se,
niche,
ko, msg,
jo,
hu,
pagal,
woh,
Main.

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CONFUSED?

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Ab msg niche se upar padho..!! :D




Aap bahut busy ho, Naughty SMS

Maalum hai aap bahut busy ho

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is liye kuch nahi likha
warna aap ko padhna padta..


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Aaj subha maine newspaper mein Padha ki, Naughty SMS

Aaj subha maine newspaper mein Padha ki:
Doston ke saath whatsapp karne se
sabse jyada time waste hota hai.

To aaj se..

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Newspaper Band!

Sala doston pe ungli uthata hai.. :D




1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi, Naughty SMS

Kamzor dil wale pls ye sms na pade.
I m not respnsble.

1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi.
Gali ka 1 ladka use bahut pasand karta tha.
1 bar us ladki ki tabiyat kharab ho gai.

Usko ultiya ane lagi.
Usne 1 glass me ulti ki.
Aur us ladke se kaha agar mujhe sacha pyar karte ho to ise piyo.
Ladke ulti wala glas uttha leta hai.
Wo adha glas pine k bad ruk jata hai.
To ladki puchti he kya hua ruk kyun gaye, Bass itna hi pyaar krte ho..
Us ladke ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha aur kaha.
Aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hu. Yukk..Kkkkk..
(GHINONI MAHOBAT)




A very emotional quote – Funny SMS, Naughty SMS

A very emotional quote…

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..

Attachment is not when two people cant live without each other..

Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment..

But when someone emails you and attach a file.. that file is called attachment ..!!! :D