Naughty Sms, SMS JOKES

Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai

Ki her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de

Aur

Holder mein aapko latka de.

BF & GF dono hans rahe the tabhi GF achanak se chup ho jati hai..

BF: Kya hua?
GF: Kuch nahi
BF: Batao na kuch to hua?
GF: Wo hanstey-2 meri thodi si potti nikal gayi.

Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,

Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..

DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

Hum pani kyu pite hain?
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kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte
taali mat bajao plz..
kasam se bachpan se genius hu,
par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!

Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye
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Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

Mera no. change ho gaya hai..!!

Phone ka nahi kacche ka
agar mera purana kachha chaiye to maang liyo.
hat pagal ab thank u bol ke bhai ko rulayga kya!

Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?
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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai.
So get married soon.

Meharban Kadardan,
Dekhiye mere SMS ka kamal,
Bandar Ayega,
Mobile Uthayega,
SMS Padega,
Smile dega.
Ab Forwerd Kar ke Hosiyari Dikhayega..

Dil kholo Pyar lo
Dimag kholo Gyan lo
Ankhe kholo khwab lo,
Honth kholo Muskan lo
Kapde kholo
Aur

NAHA lo,

Soch badlo
Desh badal jayega.