Naughty SMS (Latest SMS)


Girl to Boy: I Love You, Naughty SMS

Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.

Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy: Hahahahaha

Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: Hahahahahahaha.

Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti.
Boy: Hahahahahahahah haha.

Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke liye bahar jane wale hai. Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar main.
Boy: Kab?
Girl: Hahahahah hahah hahaha haha haha

Boy: Kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha :D




Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega, Naughty SMS

Aangrej darwaza kholne ko kaise kahega..
Nhi pata..
Me batata hu..
There was a cold day..
Nhi samjhe is line ko 10 baar bolo continune samjh jaoge.. :D




Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon, Naughty SMS

Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,

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otherwise she will become MOMsoon.. :lol:




A handsome boy and a hot girl were going in a car, Naughty SMS

A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for some fun.
Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.
They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was looking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.
He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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To continue. Pay Rs 99 at Novelty Cinema Hall &
Enjoy the full Bhojpuri Movie
‘Sawan Barse Hum Tohar Chummi ko Tarse.’ :D




Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai, Naughty SMS

Jis tarha bacche ki sehat ke liye zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, bacche k baap ki sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le. :D




Wo kon si chiz hai jo khudko rahat aur dusro ko, Naughty SMS

Wo kon si chiz hai jo khudko rahat..
aur dusro ko pareshani 1 sath deti hai
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Nahi maloom
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Pakka nahi pata
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Nahi pata
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Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar, Naughty SMS

Dil ne kaha dosto ko message kar,
Mobile uthaaya,
phir socha rahne de
DIL TO PAAGAL HAI

Phir socha DIL paagal hai to kya hua,
Dost kaun se normal hai ..!! :D




Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi, Naughty SMS

Usko aana hoga to khud hi chali ayegi..
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Yun ghanto baith kar TOILET me zor lagana fizool hai..!!

Moral: Har msg larki par nahi hota. :lol:




If you touch 2014 calender you will get a Shock, Naughty SMS

If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know why?
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Bcoz
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2014 is ‘CURRENT’ year.. :lol:




Ek Chuha Tha, Naughty SMS

Ek ‘CHUHA’ THA?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
Warna itna kuch likha tha..
aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat. :D