Naughty Sms, Sms Jokes

Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem
but
Seeing a Half Cockroach in Ur remaining
half Sandwich is Definitely a Big Problem.

Finally, we broke up ….!!
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Me and My
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Books
bohat ho gya tha yaar..
hamare bech understanding hi nahi thi..!!

Kanton bhary rasty per kon ap ka sath dega..
Mummy/Papa: No
Husband/Wife: No
Brother/Sister: No
Ap Ka Lover/Friend: No
Sirf aur Sirf Aap ki
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CHAPAL

Dimag hai to msg sirf 1 bar padh ke jawab do
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Haa, to sawal ye hai ki BHAJIYA ko
english me kya bolte ha?

The Best Moment Ever

When You are Trying to Make Your Friends Laugh
While They are Drinking Water.

Hey Friends feeling bored want to play a puzzle game..
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Just throw ur pc or mobile on d wall and start arranging its pieces…
and enjoy..

This message is for adults only..
Plz read only if you are above 18…
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Elections are coming
Plz VOTE…!!

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai…. ek aadmi uthata hai:
Aadmi: Hello!
Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo!
Aadmi: Kaun hai be?
Baccha: Ek Insan
Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol?
Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu!
Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta hai?
Baccha: Prithvi pe!
Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya?
Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye!
Aadmi: Ruk saale! apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad.
Baccha: Hello papa, main chhotu.

2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu.