Naughty Sms, SMS JOKES

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Hat jao! Aaj is bade patthar
Se aapka mobile
Fodh dunga,
Msg karte
Nahi to mobile rakhte kyu ho?

Excuse me plzz
Aapke pass 2-4 achche Msg hai kya?
Agar hai to
Plz
plz
plz

Delete kar do na!

Kyu ki jab bhejna nahi hai to rakhne ka kya fayda?

Funny sentence written on the T-shirt
of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road:

You r not looking at the road right now
Be Careful

What girls say and what they mean-

1. Mera msg card khatam ho gaya.
(Dalva saale)

2. He s just my frnd
(Beware haramzade, agla number usi ka hai)

3. Aaj kitni garmi hai na
(Kamine gaadi le kar aayio bike nahi)

4. Mall chale?
(Shopping kara saale)

5. Aaj to sab shadi main ja rahe hai
(Tu to ghar aaja gadhe k bachhe)

6. Aaj to papa ghar par hai
(Aaj mera milne ka dil nahi hai)

7. Hum bahot ladne lag gaye hai
(Chal be ghochu tera time khatam)

8. And The best one ‘I Love U’
(Chal yaar tu bhi kya yaad rakhega, tujhe bhi seva ka mauka diya)

Jab bhi winter season ati hai,
Kasam se teri yad bahut aati hai.
Dil socta hai mera bar-bar,

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Mera inner kab lautaoge yaar
Happy Winter season

1 Bachcha roj mandir se,

Chapal churata tha,

Usne paise ekthe kiye,

Aur 1 mobile kharida

Vidhi ka vidhan to dekho

Aaj wahi bachcha apni story padh raha hai

Don’t Trust Money,
Bcoz
It gives Bed but not Sleep
It gives Books but not Mind
It gives Luxuries but not Happiness
So Plz
Transfer it to my account & Be Relax..

I M Not Smart
I M Not Decent
I M Not Good
I M Lazzi
I M Mental
I M Idiot
I M Duffer

Aisa kyu sochte ho Pagal,
Aap Jaise bhi ho
Mere Dost ho..

Roz logo se aapke pange honge,
Roz aapke ghar dange honge,
Agar mujhe sms nai kiya to yaad rakhna,
Aapke 12 bacche honge,
Aur
Sare ke sare lafange honge

Lady Teacher- Bachho, batao Samosa aur kachori, mein kya fark hai?
Ek Saitan Baccha bola – Madam, Bra pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,
Nahi pehenogi to kachori..