Naughty Sms, SMS JOKES

Dil kholo Pyar lo
Dimag kholo Gyan lo
Ankhe kholo khwab lo,
Honth kholo Muskan lo
Kapde kholo
Aur

NAHA lo,

Soch badlo
Desh badal jayega.

Sabse himmat wala insaan kaun hai?

Wo jo LOOSE MOTION lagne ke bad bhi
PAAD chhodne ki risk lele.

Try it
Dar ke aage jeet hai,
Nahi to surf excel hai na..

Garma Garam..
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Special TEA
Ek aap ke liye Aur..

Dusri bhi aap ke liye Kyun ki..
Dono mein makkhi gir gai hai.
Good Afternoon

Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se Elarzy..
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai!

Fan pe latki Mundi,
Khidki se tumhai dekhti Aatma,
Bed ke niche bethi Chudel,
Parde ke piche sarkati Laash,
In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena..
Aaram se sona.
Good Night

Always smile
U know WHY?

Haso!
Jiyo!
Muskurao!
Khush raho!

Kya Pata
kabhi MUJHSE panga ho jaye aur..
HASNE ke liye DAANT na rahe.

3 Pyar bhare SMS..

1)

2)

3)

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Kuchh nazar aaya?

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Nahi?

PYAR nazar nahi aata, Mehsus kiya jata hai.

Plz froward ths msg to all u care-
Dont drink water without boiling bcoz..

Fishes swim without wearing Huggies

Now plz dont say thanx..
I care 4u Yaar!

Many pigs die in summer without food

SAVE THEM
plz go for Potty in open grounds for Hungry Pigs.
Plz join ‘MISSION SAVE PIG’
Only 1,95,05,41,12,50,000 left..!

How fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x

Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six

You got all 6 wrong..!! :-\