Naughty Sms, SMS JOKES

Golden & True words:
Insan ki kamyaabi uski pehli girlfrnd ki wajah se hoti hai
or
uski baki girlfrnds uski kamyabi ki wajah se hoti hai
It’s 100% true!

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k baad,
Papa kabhi aap jungle gaye ho ?

Papa- Nahi beta

Bacha- Phir aap itna khofnaak item kahan se pakad laye..

1 day all people of Earth went to GOD n asked who is d Most Loving, Honest n Smart Person?
They all return to Earth with a new Ques-

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Who is NEHA!

Zindagi me Kamyab Hone ke 2 Oosul
1) Kabhi Kisi ko Poori baat mat bathao

2) ?????

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Kya dhondh rahe ho?
Mujhko bhi KAMYAB hona hai ..

After drinking Boys:

talk unnecessarily

Become emotional

Drive badly

Stop thinking

Fight 4 nothing

Gals can do all these without drinking!

Just imagine:

U & ur lover r having a deeep kiss..

in a romantic atmosphere..

&

Suddnly

ur Lover VOMITS..
Just Imagine..

Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?

Socho..

Aur socho…

Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

Din mein ek baar aap apni ek tang par kab khade hote ho?

socho..

socho..

try..

Mein batau!

‘PANTY’ pehente waqt!

Principal- I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off..

STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE

Principal shock!
Student Rock!

Zamane Ki Har Jannat Apke Naam Ho,

Zindgi Ki Har Khushiyan Apke Naam Ho,

Dil Se Dua Hai Apke Liye,

2O11 Me Hone Wali Shadiyo Me Apka B Naam Ho