Naughty Sms, SMS JOKES

Smile stops when we close the lips.
Dreams ends when we open the eyes
Love ends when we stop believing.
But friendship ends when we stop Disturbing..
Keep on Disturbing.

Aapki bato pe dil haru
WAH! WAH!

Aapki surat pe jan waru
WAH! WAH!

Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms
dil karta hai aapko
patak-patak ke maru!

A C F G J L M N P Q R T U V W X Y Z

Tum soch rahe hoge ki bakike alphabets kidhar hai..!!
Baki ke alphabets niche hai..

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B H O S D I K E

Agar aap kahi ja rahe hai.
Aur
“kala kutta”
Aap ke aage se guzar jaye to samjh jana.
ki
kala kutta bhi kahi jaa raha hai!

Heart Touching Lines
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Next Time I’ll Send U KIDNEY Touching Lines.

When does a friend becomes the best in the world?

When his dialogue,
I care 4u!

changes into
I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself!

So take care of yourself
if u don’t want to be killed by me.

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat walo ko milti hai.
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1: Jungle mein ghumta white hanthi.
2: Without affairs wala jeevan sathi.

Meaning of PYAR

jujtjmj
wtjgptjtku
jnktjtktmgmjt

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Nahi
padha ja raha na?

Forward kar de
patthar dil

Tu kya jaane
pyar ki bhasha.. :p

Aisa hai
Bura Lage
Bhala Lage
Right Lage
Wrong Lage
True Lage
False Lage
Sar Patthar pe Maro
Ya,
Patthar Sir par
Maro.
Hum to isi time Good morning bolenge!

Mirchi muh ke alawa aur kaha lagti hai?

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kheto mein lagti hai mere dost..

hamesha apni Gaand ke baare mein hi kyo sochte ho?