Naughty Sms, SMS JOKES

Maine apni zindgi mein bahut dhoke khaye hai

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Apple
Orange
Chiku
Sabzi
etc
etc..

Tum bhi sab dhoke hi khaya karo!

Love Tips

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Don’t LOVE.

Meri taraf se tumko ek PAPPI,
Tumhare dost ko ek pappi,
Tumhare dost ke dost ko ek pappi or koi hai?
Aaj mere DOGGI ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai…

1 Ladka Ladki se puchta hai:
Bache kaise hote hain?
Sharmao mat batao.

Ladki Chup…

Ladka: Arey pagli itna bhi nahi pata,
Bache shararati hote hain.

When i send u sms
It doesn’t mean u have to do the same.
u can send
movie tickets,
Pizza,
Chocolates,
CDs,
DVDs etc.
Even DDs & Cheques are accepted..
Be different!

Kya baat hai aaj Subah-Subah Bade
Attractive
Sweet
Cute
Decent
Intelligent
smart
Aur
Talented person ka msg padh rahe ho.
Nice habbit i like it!
GooD MORNinG

Plz froward to all ur friends (girl):

When someone is Flirting with u,

Please Co-operate…!!

Yahi to din hain,
kuch saal bad toh koi ghaas bhi nai dalega..!!

Isko kehte hai…

Saaf suthra Sms!

In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

Phool mein KAMAL,
Exam mein NAKAL,
Samaroh mein TAALI,
Majak ke liye SALI,
Gehno mein SONA,
Chupne ke liye KONA,
Pyar mein GAM,
Aur DOSTI mein HUM,
Bhut famous hain