I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. You know it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to lose weigh.
For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
There have been many times in 2014, when I have annoyed you, disturbed you, irritated you, and bugged the hell out of you.. today I just wanna tell you I plan to continue in 2015!
People treat New Year’s like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year’s resolutions.
My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.
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