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Office and Work SMS

Engineers Day SMS Wishes, Engineering is so easy

Everybody says Engineering is so easy
that it is just like walking in a park!

But only Engineers know that..
park is called Jurassic Park..!!

Happy Engineers Day

Funny Office Job Shayari

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Funny Office SMS Joke, Promotion in office

Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
Remember, price Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!

Even after 17 years service.

That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..

Job SMS Joke, Private Job

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

Office SMS Jokes, Kanjus Boss to worker

Boss to worker: Tumne is saal

Mehnat se kam kai, cure

Islie 5000 ka Bonus

Cheque de raha Hu..

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga. ๐Ÿ˜†

Employee Boss SMS Joke, Chhutti nahi milegi

Employee: Sir Shirt Mast lag rhi hai aap pr wink emoticon

Boss: Chhutti nahi milegi tumhe!
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Employee: Sirf Shirt hi acchi hai, sickness muh waisa hi hai kutte !!

Kaamchor Funny SMS Jokes

GOLDEN WORDS:

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Usko kal tak rakho.. Kya pata..
Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!
– William Kaamchor

Frustrated Employee SMS

Frustrated Employee
Boss: kaha gaye the
Employee: bal katwane
Boss: Office hours me?
Employee: bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu..
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!

Interviewer to Candidate

Heights of Feka-Feki:

Interviewer: Why Did U Leave Ur Last job?

Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice &
Didn’t Tell Me Where it is…!!

Biwi ko din me karoge to

Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi, troche
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,

‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’ ๐Ÿ˜€

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