Politics Sms Jokes & Messages


TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years

TATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but “RASHTRIYA DAMAAD” takes only 15 years for becoming a “Billionaire”!

Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has ..

partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd,

has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi,

purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)!

I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added “T” alphabet in his name! :D ;)




Ram ne Ravan ko maara

Ram ne Ravan ko maara (R=R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko (K=K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko (G=G)
Obama ne Osama ko (O=O)
.
.
.
.
.
.
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C= C) :D




Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko

Warning:
Agar aap mujhe bhule to upar wala aapko
lalu ki akal,
mayawati ki shakl,
mulayam ki jawani,
kalaam ke baal aur
atal ki chal de..
Ab bhula k dekho.




Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti

Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.




Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.




Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha

Now Rekha also has been nominated to Rajya Sabha
Means it makes a full Nirma detergent
team :

Hema, Rekha, Jaya aur Sushma.
Sabki pasand nirma. :D




Dear Deepika

Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.




Apne India ka kuch nahi ho sakta

*Today’s Truth*

Apne INDIA ka kuch nahi ho sakta..

Yaaro

Kyun ki yaha..

Budhhe DESH chala rahe hai..

aur

Jawan Facebook!!




Santa Newspaper padh raha tha

Santa Newspaper padh raha tha.
Banta: Koi Nayi khabar hai kya?
Santa: Ye kya U.P. ko 4 hisso mein kar diya jayega.
Banta: Jis Ghar mein Aurat ki chlti hai yahi hota hai.




Congress Sms

Ek Aadmi ne Fish pakdi
ghar aaya to dekha
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
admi vapas Fish ko nadi me fek aaya.
Fish chillai Congress PARTI zindabad zindabad..!