Politics SMS (Latest SMS)


Dear Modi Ji, Politics SMS

Dear Modi Ji..

Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.

Apka bahut prachar kiya hai.. :D




After Coffee with karan star world is planning, Politics SMS

After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
- Tea with Modi
- Horlicks with rahul &
- Cough syrup with arvind :D




Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui, Politics SMS

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..

Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do. :D




Modi ji sirf acche din denge, Politics SMS

Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
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Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga! :twisted:




Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi, Politics SMS

Ek lesson us galti se jo kejriwal ne ki aur modi ne nahi,

kabhi bhi jab tak agli job na mile,
current job se resign nahi karna chahiye!




GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain, Politics SMS

GF: Jaanu aaj milte hain ..
BF: Kahan milna hai?
GF: Koi sunsaan jagah jahan koi na ho ..
BF: Theek hai, ek ghante me congress office me milte hain! :D




Modi to Nittish, Politics SMS

Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.




Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki, Politics SMS

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki..
baccheko chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai ya..

IIT me bhejke kejriwal. :lol:




Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di, Politics SMS

Manmohan ne phone kar ke Narendra Modi ko mubarakbaad di..
Modi ji ne kha: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya.
Itne saalo me aaj teri aavaj suni hai. :lol:




Rahul Gandhi has started preparation for 2019, Politics SMS

Rahul Gandhi has started preparation for 2019
and slogan is:
‘Tufaan ke baad boonda-bandi, abki baar Rahul Gandhi’ :D