Floods – Call the Army
Earthquake – Call the Army
Terrorist attack – Call the Army
A child stuck in a bore well – Call the Army
Riots- Call the Army
For ‘Ribbon Cutting’-
Call Actors and politicians!!
Last year Uttarakhand, prostate
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Any war – man or nature,
Any time :
The Indian Army is always ready.
Why dont we invite them during happy times..
dear all avoid inviting hero or heroins during opening ceremonies or award functions.
Instead invite Indian Army..
They deserve more than anybody.. share if u feel its worth.
Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki
Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi
Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai
MERA BHARAT MAHAN
Reporter: Delhi elections ka kya kahenge?
BJP: AAP will lose.
AAP: Definitely we will win.
Congress: Yaar ye Pakode kyu ni aaye abhi tak ?
To counter Kiran Bedi as Delhi CM, unhealthy
Congress should have promoted Mandira Bedi as Delhi CM.
Because 1 MB = 1024 KB. 😀
Petrol ke bhav 13 rupya kam karke saal 2010 main jitne the utne ho gaye hai….
Modi desh ko ageh nahi piche le ja raha hai –
After Coffee with Karan, viagra dosage
Star World is planning for:
Tea with Modi,
Cerelac with Rahul
Cough Syrup with Kejriwal. 😀
Dear Modi Ji..
Plz sab se pehle mobile internet pack 1 saal ke liye free kardo.
Apka bahut prachar kiya hai.. 😀
After Coffee with karan star world is planning:
– Tea with Modi
– Horlicks with rahul &
– Cough syrup with arvind 😀
Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui..
Waiter: sir, sildenafil kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi…..
par chalo tum Jal-Jeera hi de do. 😀
Modi ji sirf acche din denge..
Acchi rato ka intezam khud karna hoga! 😈