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Wife: Main chali apne peke, Punjabi SMS

Wife: Main chali apne peke aaj ton baad kade vapis ni aona.

Husband: Lun te vajj.

Wife: Bas aahi teriyan mithiyan gallan menu jaan ni dendiya..

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London School of Business Professor to Santa, Punjabi SMS

London School of Business Professor to Santa Singh:
‘Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past’
Please explain it’s meaning with an example.

Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho..!
Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho..!

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Ek kudi nu green suit ch dekh ke munda Bolia, Punjabi SMS

Ek kudi nu green suit ch dekh ke munda Bolia:
Poori Hari Bhari fasal lag rahi aa.

kudi- Veerey, Tera Jija Roz Rat Nu 2 Baar Pani Launda..
Hari Kyu na Rahungi..

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Punjab Roadways Bus Conductor, Punjabi SMS

Punjab Roadways Bus Conductor:
Haan ji, PICHHE ticket le li sabh ne…?

Santa:
Nahi ji, halley HAATH wich hai .. :D

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Wife: Jey main mar gayi ta kinney, Punjabi SMS

Wife: Jey main mar gayi ta kinney
Dina baad vyaah Dubara karo ge?

Husband: Mehngai da Zamana hai
koshish to Ehi karanga ke
Chauthey de naal hi reception adjust ho jaye :-)

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Agar Computer System Punjabi main hota, Punjabi SMS

Agar Computer System Punjabi main hota to kuch KEYS ya MESSAGES ke naam iss prakaar hote:
Welcome: Jee ayaa nu.
Ok: Ahoo.
Insert: Paao.
Send: Sutto.
Download: Thalle laao.
Delete: Mitti paao.
Search: Labbo.
Run: Nasso.
Syntax Error: Durr fitte moo.
Ctrl+Alt+Del: Sayaapa hi Mukaoo.

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Biwi ko subeh uthaane ke alag alag andaaz!, Punjabi SMS

Biwi ko subeh uthaane ke alag alag andaaz!
Hindu: jaanu priya Utho Swera Ho gaya.
Muslim: Beghum Utho Chand Dhal Gaya hai.
Christian: Darling Get Up Its Dawn.
But
Punjabi: Utho Soniyo Tatti Shatti Nai Karni raat de padd maar maar nakk saad ditte je..!! :lol: :twisted:

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Funny Punjabi SMS, Punjabi SMS

For all my Punjabi friends who will understand this…

Mama: Tennu ainni maar kyon payi?
Bhanja: Kal baraat vich bolli galat pegi c.
Mama: Kiddan?
Bhanja: BAARI BARSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR, BHANGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR..!

Mama: Fir ta maar paini hi c.
Bhanja: Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi, JEHRA NACHIYA c audda parso BHOG hai..!! :lol:

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Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Punjabi SMS

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,

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Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda, Punjabi SMS

Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.

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