Punjabi Sms Jokes & Messages


Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi,




Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda

Hun kaale kaale badalan vich chand labhda,
goongiyan hawaan diyan awajaa sunda,
yaaro aase passe wasda e yaar mera,
dikhda ni ohdi khushbooan sunghda.




Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky

Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!




Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda

Mere supne Bhagat Singh Fut Fut Roya Kehnda:
“Jede Fal mere Desh nu Lagge.. Main beej te nahi´╗┐ si boya…
Yaad rakhyo Desh vaasiyo.. Jo meri Kaum naal Kita Eh Changa Nahi Hoya..




Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara

Jehdi mehar naal chalda eh jagg sara,
Farsh to arsh te bitha dinda je kare ohishara,
Jehne jehne sache man naal dhiyaya os rabb nu,
Har moad te mileya ohnu zindagi da sahara..!!
Waheguru Waheguru




Jehra babal apni dhee deve

Jehra babal apni dhee deve..
oh is ton vadd hor ki deve..
aive kise gareeb nu.. tang na kareo..
yaaro mereyo daaj di mang na kareo…yaaro daaj di mang na kareyo.
Say no for dowry.




Os de dar vich Sukun milda e

Os de dar vich Sukun milda e,
us di Ibadat vich Noor milda e,
jo jhuk gaya SHRI GURU GRANTH SAHIB de CHARNA vich,
Os nu sab kuch Zurur milda e.




Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
but.. keep moving
Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?




Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh

Ek vari jaan mang ke te vekh,
kisi okhe vele yaad kar ke vekh

Je asi na aa paye te samaj jayee..
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Bike vich petrol khtam ho gaya si.




Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne

Oh kahnde ne ki teriya akhan bahut saf ne
mai kuj soch k has paya.

Os bekhaber nu ki khaber c k
aksar barish to baad hi mosam nikhrda hai.