Punjabi Sms, Sms Jokes

Naale jagg ishq nu rabb naal tolda hai
Pyaar mere nu fer eh kyu manda bolda hai
saara jag da kasoor
kita ranjha maithon door
hon ditti na muraad meri poori.

Asqa nu net di speed mardi,
Kalli kudi nu mundea di bheed mardi,
Yarra nu ta bura jeha… comment marda,
Ya fake id da supense marda,
DIN-RAAT chat di bimari mardi,
Facebook ute rishtedari mardi.

Raste vich agar Mandir ya gurduara dekho
te tusi Prarthana na kar sko ta Koi gall nai..
Par
Raste vich agr koi Ambulance
mile ta Prarthana Jarur karna!

Ki pata Shayad koi zindagi
tuhadia Duaava naal bach jaave..

Hun taan shadd de supne vich auna
sadaa hassan valya nu v tere karke pai gaya ronna
dil karda nitt sunde rahiye tainu,
badi mithi teri awaaz aa vajaundi reh sohniye jidha marzi,
tere vaaste taan asin bas ik saaz aa tu taan karli kudmayi,
te sanu dasya v nahi ki kariye apni zindagi da,
eh taan sanu dasya hee nahi
tere naal katte paal nahi o bhulde
mere jokes te tere haase nahi o bhulde
jhuth na bolle sagar rakhi gal yaad saadi
sadi v hogi hun mangni,
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi
rahegi aundi tainu v yaad saadi…

PYAR ..
Pyar O hunda Jad maa matha chume?

Pyar o hunda jad peyo hmesha fiqr kre jad tsi ghr na pauncho?

Pyar o hunda jad bhen kam krn to baad kwe,
‘jad mai chal gai fr kaun kru tere kam’?

Pyar o aa jad wdaa bhra kwe
“Tenu pasand aa, tn rkhla mai hor le aau”?

Pyar o aa jad chota bhra kwe
“aa wekh,sohna aa na..ik tera ik mera’?

Why The Population Of Sikh’s is Less in Number..?
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Ans: This is The Rule of Nature
IF LIONS Increase,
The Other Species Would be in DANGER…!!

Hauli Hauli saare chadd gye
nawi umar di paudi mithiyaan yaadaan saahmb k rakhiye,
bhull jaayie gall kahi kaudi gachakk,
mungfali khha khaa rajjiye,
te chabb chabb rajjiye reori
HAPPY LOHRI

Bachpan di oh ameeri pata nahi kithe kho gyi,,
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Jado paani ch saade v jahaaj challeya karde si!!

Boy to girl: badal grje to teri yaad aaundi e,
sawan de auan te teri yaad aaundi e, barish de aauan te..
Girl: oh hello mainu pta mai teri chattari vapas deni e..
avein kutte khani kathon kri janda ain!!

Boy to his GF: Jaan tere to elava koi hor kudi mere dil nu jachdi nai
Girl replied: kanjra tethon sidha ni keh hunda ki
mere to elava koi hor kudi tere ton fassdi nai ..!